ADLIB

Well, the whole site transition is complete.
And it seems that everything is functional.

This site is currently residing on a new webhost.
The DNS propagation went faster than I expected,
so everything is cool.

The only thing I hate about all of this,
is that everytime I renew my domain, or change hosts,
the spam I get multiplies by the dozen.

Plus, I keep getting these "Delivery Failures Notices"
that says I was sending all these Emails to people I don't even know.
Which I surely didn't.

So, if you got an email claiming it was from this domain,
offering you money, free credit,
a mortgage, car loans,
Free porn, free viagara,
or any augmentation of your privates,
or any other offers that promises instant satisfaction,
be assured that it's not from me.

Do I look like a guy who has all of these?
Okay maybe I receive some emails of
~~porn~~, ~~norp~~, ~~pron~~, ~~purn~~,
....uuuhhh... "unmentionables" from some of my friends.
But that's just because we are all sick.
And we need help.

Enough of that.
Here are some cool links.

Forget all the other links here. Click this.
You'll thank me later. ----> allaboutbeer

Am I the only one addicted to this google feature? ----> maps.google.com

100 top voices in movies ----> filmcritic

100 top movies of all time ----> time.com/completelist

Is it wrong for me to root for Darth? ----> StarWars Hell

Okay, that's it for now.
I am going to read that first link.

Adios!

Another T.N.T.
(Tyler's New Thingies)

My son is really talking a lot now,
and he really absorbs and copies every single thing he hears.

It's really great how he remembers the lines on every video he watches.
I think he memorized "The Incredibles", "Toy Story", and other Pixar movies.
And now he's addicted to "Cat in the Hat".

But he also says a whole lot of other stuff.
A lot of sweet stuff.
Like,

Whenever Tracy goes to work,
He tells his Mom, "wearful" (careful).
He will hug you and lay his head on your shoulder and say "uhyadoo" (I love you).

He says "please" and "thank you".
(Actually, it's more like, "pees" and "tehyu")

It's amazing how kids know and understand more than you think.

The other day, as I was preparing him lunch,
I told him to get on his high chair.
And he did!

Tonight, I told him to help me pick up his toys before nite-nite,
He did put his toys in his toy chest.

It's quite amazing really.

All the words he says might still not be clear,
but being with him all the time,
makes me understand them quite plainly.

Although there was one time,
he did say something very, very apparent.

He was playing with his cars one day on the table,
and I told him to be careful
because some of them are just about to fall on the floor.

So I said,
"Tyler, watch out! Your cars are gonna fall"

No reaction from him.

I say it again,
"Tyler be careful, you might drop your cars."

Still nothing.

So, after a bit,
I heard some of his cars fall on the floor.
I came up to him but he didn't see me.
Then all I heard him say was,

"Oh shit!"

All I remember doing was...
Well, nothing.
I think I just stood there, frozen and speechless.
Could he have heard this from me?
The realization of what and how I do things,
would reflect on my son, based on how he sees or hear me,
suddenly flooded my whole train of thought.

Now this is where I would need your help people.
How in the world am I going to explain this to his Mother.
Or his GrandMothers? Or other people.

Wait! Tracy's Mom does read this site.

"Oh shit!" I'm in trouble.

Now let me add some cool links,
so we could all forget that stuff I wrote.

On a side note,

I would like to say Thanks to Doug,
who left me some great comments about the song "Cliffs of Dover".
I tried replying to you, but my email kept coming back.
So, thanks again, Doug.

And here are the links,

Find out what your child's eye color is going to be ----> eye calculator
How about some Air Hockey ----> Boomgames.com
See a secret, share a secret. ----> Postsecret
Online newspapers from all countries ----> Newspaperindex
How scary is it to live in Chicago? ----> Chicago crime database
Tips on how to drive your SUV ----> esuvee.com

The Troll never sleeps.

We just had a series of bad luck lately.

I swear,
This troll of mine sucks the very joy out of me,
like a freakin' Dementor.

I have been very happy lately,
so I guess this freakin' troll feeds on every enjoyment I savour.

I hate it most when this troll attacks the people I love.
It's the best way to fuel my anger.

Someday, I will face this troll,
and I will rip it's very essence out.
I will eat it's very heart,
Spit it out,
and stomp on it like it's freakin' dirt.

And then just to piss him off,
I will do it all over again.

/me gives the troll the finger

For our anniversary,
we went to Sea World Orlando to celebrate.
Well, plus, Tracy hasn't seen a whale before.
(Not including that 300 pound woman we saw at the mall.)

So anyway.
During the drive home,
I did some thinking.

Even though we were only married for a year,
Tracy and I have been together a long time.

And I was just thinking about all the defining moments
where I truly realize how much I love this woman.

Well, besides giving birth to our son.
And even though she doesn't believe it,
I think she is magnificently beautiful.

But here are some moments I remember,
where I truly realized that she is
the woman for me.

Moment #1

She would call from work and say:

"Honey, don't worry about dinner.
I'll cook when I get home."

(Isn't that great? Either that or I cook horribly.)

Moment #2

While walking around SeaWorld,
Tracy carefully whispers to me:

"Oh my! Look at that girl with the big knockers!"
or,
"Check out this girl in front of me, you can see through her thong."

(This can't be real, but it's true!)

Moment #3

Tyrone: Hey honey what movie are you watching?
Tracy: It's some love story. Come and watch it with me.

Tyrone: Nah, that's okay. I'll just be on my computer.
Tracy: You'll like it. They just showed the girl's boobies.

Tyrone: Scoot over, and give me some room.

(Money well spent on that HDTV eh?)

As I end this post,
I remember one last thing that truly made everything clear.

When she said,

"It'll be exciting when we have another baby."

The woman puts up with me.
I don't know why, but it's great.

SONGS ADDED!

Today, is our 1 year wedding anniversary.
So I better make this short.

I added a song my wife and I made years ago.
She wrote the words, and I did the music.

You Were Always There.

Now I didn't put up the words,
since I don't really have her permission to.
So I just have the melodies done by guitars.
A bit of a "ballad", "Blue Rodeo-esque" influence.

I wanted to have this song played on our wedding,
But I was too chicken shit.

And another one for Mother's day.

The Rose
by Bette Midler.

A little tribute I did, for my Mom and Tracy's Mom.
For always getting us out of sticky situations.

Thanks Moms.

And a very Happy Mother's day to all Mommies!
That includes me I guess.

Check the songs out under Chorus.

PS - The photos would be down for the meantime.

Yesterday,
we went to the mall,
and we had Tyler run around at the play area with the other kids.

Then while playing,
I saw this one kid shoved Tyler's face.

It didn't hurt him,
but I was furious.

I was gonna talk to the kid's mother,
but when I saw her...
All 300 pounds of her....
I changed my mind, and calmed down.

This woman was gigantinormous!
She actually scared me.
I thought she was a guy.
A big guy.

Note to self:
Screw the Potty training lessons,
It's time for the kid to learn how to retaliate.

The Kid is half American.
He is entitled to at least 2 basic rights.

1st,
The right to bear arms.

And 2nd,
The right to have that weapon loaded.

Another note to self:
Unhook phone before everybody calls.

VIVA CINCO DE MAYO!

There are only 2 things I do on the internet,
and one of them is to do research.

So, since I have no clue how the celebration of "Cinco-de-Mayo" came abouts,
I decided to check it out.

Now, I could tell you what I have read so far,
but since I am a lazy bastard,
I'll just sum it up for you.

The Mexicans kicked France's Army's "Le Bootay".

There you go.
Good enough reason to celebrate.

But as for yours truly,
since I have no friends,
No celebration for me.

So I guess,
I just have to lock myself in my computer room,
and do more "research".

But for you,
Check out these cool links.

I envy this guy's home theter setup.
(except for his Liberace room design) ----> Steve's Home Theater

The real number of the devil is not 666. ----> independentnews.uk

No more cookies for Cookie Monster?
These nosey Health nuts just have nothing better to do huh?
Leave the freakin monster alone you bastards! ----> Cookie-less Monster

The Beatles worshiped the devil? ----> Stargods.org

How about something educational? ----> Broken Words

Now I have seen it all. ----> Canine Birth Control

Hello.
My Name is Ty,
and I am a TV addict.

A partial list of shows I love to watch,
and what I really think about them.

I really don't know how to start this post,
so I decided to start it,
just about....now.

A couple of months ago, I decided to quit watching the news.
Since it has always added to my stress level.
But now, I seem to find it entertaining,
how these news anchors and reporters have no clue on what they are reading on the prompter.
(is that what you call it?)
And whenever the reporters were asked unexpected questions,
how they just ramble on and keep repeating themselves.

I hate it when the contestants on "Jeopardy"
run out of time and we don't get to know the rest of the answers.
Because Alex Trebek just can't keep his mouth shut,
and feels like he just had to add more on the topic.
I also hate it when he reads the questions in disguised voices.
It always sounds like a camel trying to hump a squirrel.
(Not that I have heard nor seen a camel and a squirrel together.)

Although, I don't hate Trebek as much as I hate Sajak.
I think Pat Sajak is the asshole of the AntiChrist.
Just one cocky son of a biscuit eater, that guy is.

I love the shows, "King of Queens", "Everybody loves Raymond",
"According to Jim", "George Lopez" and "Still Standing".
These are sitcoms where the husbands are ugly, fat, balding, nerd jerks,
who gets to have hot babes for their wives.
(I guess that's why I can relate.)

I enjoy watching all "CSI's", "Without A Trace", and "Law and Order".
Though lately, the plots haven't really kept me on the edge of my seat.
Maybe they should kill more of their men.
(Or women. I am for equal treatment you know.)

"Charmed" hasn't kept me interested in a while as well.
I love it when the sisters just fight demons.
Just that.
I don't want them turning into mermaids, or goddesses, or Lady Godiva.
On second thought, maybe I do.

Tracy and I love "Desperate Housewives" too.
There's something about that show
that just keeps you glued to the screen.
Tracy says it's the wild twists of the plots.
I just think it's "Teri Hatcher".

Now, we're crazy about "Grey's Anatomy".
This show is just pure genius.
Just like when "Scrubs" first came along.
These shows are brilliantly gripping.
Except you know,
It's all lies!
There are no such doctors in existence that cares about patients
like how they portray them on these shows.
Well, maybe the newly graduate ones,
or the ones wanting to buy another Porsche.

Now how come I haven't added any reality TV?
Well, the only ones we try to keep up with are:

"The Bachelor."
Where every episode is like watching women destroy other women
like its PMS week or something.
Go Sarah B.

"American Idol?"
I don't know.
The only deserving winner I still think is Kelly.
I can't say that the show is rigged,
but seems like the show is based more on popularity than talent.
But what do I know?
I won't even pass the first round on any idol contest in the world.
Not even in Iraq.

So, Anyhoo...
I really don't know how to end this,
So, I'll just end it somewhere here.

Right after I say,

I miss Ken Jennings.
And I hate you Trebek!