ADLIB

Jeopardy time!

Ty: I'll take "Spin the wheel of Misery" Category Alex, for $400.
Trebek: Answer. 80 hours. Give or take.
Ty: What is the sum of total driving hours, I will be doing in the next 3 weeks.
Trebek: You are correct!

80 hours**
I must be freakin crazy!!
How did I ever get myself into this deal?

**Does not include the number of side trips,
"other" people "suddenly" thought of going.

Oh well, at least it's exciting to see your family when you go visit them.

In other news.
One week has passed, and still no "Happy Father's Day!" greetings
from some immediate relatives.

Makes you wonder where you stand in your family eh?

Why did I say this?
Because, I just realized that
I try so hard not to miss a birthday, a holiday,
an event or any other greetings that comes in a year.
But then again, that's only me.

Did I mention it's "exciting" to see your family?

I won't be around so,
Happy Canada day!
Happy Phil-Am friendship day,
and Happy Independence Day.

I need a beer.

The other day I went to get me some contact lenses right?
Well because, I hate wearing glasses,
and I am not cute like Harry Potter.

Plus I am tired of giving people the finger,
pretending I was adjusting my glasses.

So anyway,
the lady that was doing the retina exam,
she asked me to put my face against this huge camera, right?

And then, she continued on informing me the rundown of the process.
They take a picture of my eyes,
to see if it's healthy or if there's any point of concern.

"Fine." I said.

Then she asked me to open my eyes as wide as I can.

And I did.

Then she insisted for me to open them wider.

I tried.

"Wider!" She said.

I struggled to have them as wide open as I can.
I was almost in tears,
forcing my eyebrows to pull my eyelids as high as they can.

Then I realized.

I am Asian.
I can't open my eyes as wide as everybody else!

Then I started thinking about that lady, doing the retina exam,
forcing me to open my eyes wider.

I hope you choke you freakin' racist!!!

Oh well,
here are some cool links so we can forget what I just wrote.

Sometimes I don't have any clue what I write here,
and it feels like my head is gonna explode as soon as I have any idea
of what I was talking about.

Shheeesshh!!!

Finally, you can have hours of fun ---> Bubble Wrap
Games for the Brain ---> Anagramania
Put this on my wish list! ---> jamminjohns.com
More games for the Brain ---> Mars Money
Get your Japanese Name ---> japanese name translation

Another song added.

Fragile
- by Rick Price

An old song I used to play a lot.
And since I have played it so much,
you would think I would have nailed it by now.

Nope!
It still sucks.
Just like any other song I did here.

So why do I bother posting them?
Because I am a sad, strange individual.
And I should have your pity.

Anyway, check it out under "Chorus".

The Photos are up.

Finally!

Actually, I am not quite done yet,
but at least it's up.

Unfortunately, I have to set it so that it requires a
username and password to view them.

Why?
Well, 3 things.

First,
I don't really have any permission from anyone in this gallery
to show their pictures.

Second,
There has been a number of child abductions here in Florida.
And I just don't feel comfortable showing Tyler's pictures publicly anymore.
(Sometimes you just have to do everything to protect your children.)

And Third,
After the anal probing from my abduction occurrence,
the Aliens have given me delusional extreme paranoia.
(Well, I think that's what the voices tell me.)

So, register and check it out.

It's nothing personal, it's just...scary.

New song added.

She's Always A Woman To Me
- by Billy Joel.

I believe this song is one of the best songs ever written.
Plus it reminds me a lot of a simpler time.

I guess, as a musician,
you find comfort in your music as well.
I tend to play songs that calms me when thoughts are plenty.

Well, plus most people say my music here puts them to sleep.
Yup. That's how bad they are.

Check it out under Chorus.

Now I know I live in the States - Thoughts and observations #4

Well, it's not really an observation,
but more of a comparison, really.

See, yesterday was Memorial Day,
and it's an official Holiday here in the States.
So everyone gets to thank their War Heroes,
by remembering their great sacrifice.
And, of course it's a perfect excuse to party,
since it's a long weekend.

We too have this holiday in Canada,
but it's called Remembrance Day.
(I think in Newfoundland it's Memorial Day.)

Though the main difference is, it's not a long weekend for us.
Only for the people who work for the government.
It's a holiday for them.
I think they are the only ones allowed to thank and remember Canada's fallen heroes.
Only they have this privilege.
As well as having 265 extra days of paid vacation holidays yearly.
But anyway,

I told you that story to tell you this story.

Since it was a holiday here,
people normally have holiday travel plans.
And there are lots of people who were out driving on the roads.

As we were driving down the InterState,
I passed by these gang of cops,
trying to catch everyone who were speeding.
(End of the month quota, I presume)

I was speeding too, but luckily there were lots of cars before me,
so I had ample time to squeeze in some brake action.

After I passed the "speed patrol squad",
there were a bunch of cars behind me,
flashing their lights, rapidly.
I thought they were trying to tell me something,
like, my tires were flat, or my tail light fell off.

But, Tracy told me, that here in the States,
it's an unwritten rule for motorists,
that when there are speed traps on their way,
you get to warn other cars by flashing your lights rapidly.

It's a bond they share, I guess.

See, I didn't know that.

In the Philippines,
when you flash your lights to oncoming cars,
it basically means,
'Yo. What's up?

In Canada,
when you flash your lights rapidly like that,
it means,
"God I hope somebody sees me in this blizzard!"

You see?
I know this website is crappy,
and a waste of time,
but sometimes I give you some educational info,
or little tidbits and facts.

It's my little contribution to everyone out there.
(And by everyone, I mean the three of you who reads this site.)

Though sometimes, I say stuff here with no sense.
And I don't blame you for not believing me.
I rarely have any idea what I am talking about.

Plus I am a compulsive liar.
I have this uncontrollable urge to lie.
In fact I am lying to you right now.