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Hey!
Do you want to see what we found in our backyard?

Cool Huh?
I mean, not cool!

I saw it when I opened the windows to check out the yard.
Then I called Tracy,
who seemed to be quite annoyed,
because she insists that
she heard me scream like a little girl.
But that's not what's important here.

So we went out in the backyard,
and me carrying a metal stick,
thinking I can kill it.
(Coz I am stupid like that)

But when the snake saw us,
it suddenly shifted in attack mode...
or it seemed like it was attack mode.
You know, like a cobra, with its prey in sight.

As I lifted my stick slowly,
the snake just darted out towards our neighbor's yard.
So fast, that it hit the fence hard.

And I mean hard, like when you hit your head,
you know it's gonna leave a mark kinda hard?
Then you become more pissed?

I bet you that snake got so pissed,
it's gonna come back and haunt me more.
Just to aggravate my paranoia.

Anyway,
Here are some cool links.

100 Greatest Rock Guitar Solos ---> digitaldreamdoor.com
Top 12 Hottest Female Guitarists Ever ---> outsideleft.com (Where the hell is Lita Ford?)
Trick to remembering peoples names ---> cnn.com
100 Greatest Movie Characters of all time ---> premiere.com
This is why I love this show (Courtesy of Davesdaily.com) ---> Family Guy (NSFW)
Skill test for the guys ---> lust for bust (NSFW)
Create a virtual you. ---> watchmechange.com (NSFW)
Mistakes in movies for 2005 ---> moviemistakes.com
Make your own car emblems ---> youremblem.com (Darwin, you'll love this)
Celebrity real names ---> pubquizhelp.com

New Song Added

ESL Posse

There's this Jazz bar back in the Philippines,
where me and my friends sometimes used to hang out at.

Okay that is not true.
We pretty much grew up in this place.

It's called ESL (East St. Louis).

So this one is a tribute to the enjoyment
we have shared while we hung out at this bar.
(Or from whatever we remember,
with all the alcohol consumption that damaged our brain.)

I was just going to call this "The ESL",
but I changed it to "ESL Posse".
Since that's what we used to call ourselves,
and I seem to enjoy saying that word,
Posse.

Not much effects on this one.
I tried to achieve a sound that is raw, clean and real.

Just like how real me and my friends are when we are together.
And when I say together, I don't mean in a together - loving kind of way.
I mean when we are all together, waking up in someone's bedroom,
Trying to figure out where in the hell we were.
Hung over, or hungry.
Fighting who gets to use the bathroom first.
You know. Together.

Posse!!!!!

Anyway,
Check it out, under Chorus.

Now get this.

Guitarist Paul Gilbert, had a
U.S. Guitar Clinic tour which included
2 cities in Georgia,
1 in Alabama,
and one in Florida.

And I missed it all.

I could have seen this guy perform.
I could have driven to these places,
and learn while watching him molest his guitar.

But Noooo!!!!
I missed it all!

Now, I wouldn't say that I am disappointed,
because that's not what I really felt.

A more suitable depiction is that
I am so full of rage and fury,
that I murdered my neighbor's cat.

Since I had the impression that he wouldn't tell me,
if he knew that Paul Gilbert will be playing in Florida.

It was an ugly cat anyway.

Now excuse me,
while I destroy this desk with my head.

Natural Born Talent

Have you ever known someone
who you can tell has Natural Born talent?

I always wondered how parents figure out
what their kids are born to be.

I mean, Tiger Wood's parents knew he'll be a golfer.

Michael Jordan wanted to play baseball,
but he was born to dominate another sport.

And most Guitar gods I admire,
have been playing since they were kids.

So I am trying to learn how to know
what kids are born to be.

I started with this venture
at the regular play place where we take Tyler to.

I saw the young boy who never stopped running,
might be the next marathon runner.

The young girl standing on top of the slide, singing,
might be born to be a great Opera singer.

But those are just speculations.

Although there was one incident
where I truly know what this one kid is going to be.

There is no doubt in my mind
that I have determined what this kid's natural born talent is.

See, my son is just very friendly,
and that's just how he is.
He talks to every single person wherever we go.
I feel bad for him sometimes,
when he says hi to other kids,
No one ever says Hi to him back.

So anyway,
at the playground where we were at,
Tyler was talking to this young girl.
He's just trying to strike up a conversation I guess.

I presume the little girl to be about 5 years of age.
But the little girl kept running away,
trying to avoid my son.

But whenever they get to cross paths again,
Tyler would just start talking to her.

This happened quite a number of times,
but the girl just keeps on avoiding him.

Then, all of a sudden,
We hear this little girl shout at the top of her lungs to Tyler,

"Please leave me alone!"

It was so loud,
everyone heard her.

As my son, just walks away,
plays with someone else.

And this my friends,
is when I realized that,
that little girl,

Was born to be a bitch.

I know, I know.
She's just a little kid.
They don't know yet.
But what do you do?
What do you say?

Which brings me to this little question...

Is it wrong for me to hate a kid
who has hurt my son physically?
Everytime they are together?

Say, he's about a year older,
with the most irresponsible parents.
And worse....
He is family.

Am I really wrong?
See, I am a parent now.
And I have never been a parent before.
The safety and wellness of my kids is of utmost importance to me.
Does it give me the right to hate those who are mean to them?
Even if it is other kids?

It doesn't matter.
I don't care anyways.
I stopped caring about other things
quite a while ago.

Okay, maybe that wasn't true.
And it doesn't make sense.
Come to think of it,
I am not making sense here for the last 5 minutes.
Then why am I still talking?

Sheesh.
God I hate Mondays!
And stupid people.

Daylight Savings Time

Congress approved to extend the Daylight Savings time?
Read all about it here.
cnn.com

Here too.
infoplease.com

Now correct me if I am incorrect.

If this means more sunlight for us in the afternoon,
doesn't that mean we all get up and start our day
while it is still dark?

Children waiting for their school buses way before sunlight?

Then if this bill is meant to save energy,
doesn't people use more light "in the dark?"
Isn't light, energy?

Lawmakers also said that,
since there are more sunlight in the afternoon,
that would encourage more people to go outside.

Well, I don't know about you,
but I don't know that many people who parties everyday after work,
knowing that they have to wake up an hour early the following day,
in the dark.

Plus isn't it if there is more sunlight,
equals more heat,
equals constant air conditioning?

And aren't most establishments close at their normal closing times anyway,
Which leaves normal people no choice but to go home?
I mean of course, it doesn't include,
those partying, bar-hopping people I don't know about.

Isn't the Daylight Savings Time implemented during the war?
Or to help farmers in the old days?

Is it still really necessary to have this put into practice
at this day and age?

Does it really help save energy for the country?

If parts of Arizona, Hawaii, Saskatchewan and some in B.C. does not follow DST,
do they have (or had) any energy crisis we know about?
(Or farmers complaining?)

Oh well, what do I know?
I guess it is best to submit all trust in the government.

After all,
The economy is great.
The war in Iraq is successful, over and done with.
Oil prices have never been so affordable.
Unemployment rate is a thing of the past.
Poverty has been totally eliminated.
And there is cure for cancer.

Oh no wait......

/Prays that America would stop voting for stupid people.
//Canada too.
///Amen

Another T.N.T.
(Tyler's New Thingies)

I call this,
Random Cuteness

Enter scene:
At the back porch,
Daddy reading the paper,
Tyler playing with his toy cars.

Then it started to rain.

Tyler: Oh no! Daddy! It's weyning. (Raining)

Daddy: Huh?

Tyler: Weyning!

Daddy: (Joking around) What do you mean?

Tyler: Weyning. Daddy!

Daddy: What are you talking about?

(Tyler pauses and thinks)

Tyler: Daddy! It's Weyning Water!

Well, what can you say?
He's actually right.
I can't argue with that.

On a side note,
Today, Tyler learns to pedal his 3 wheeler bike.
On his own.
Daddy feels very proud.
Now I better go and absorb more of his cuteness.

Here are some cool links:

Stuff we thought were true when we were kids ---> iusedtobelieve.com
20 must eat hamburgers before you die ---> men.style.com
Dumbest rules in sports ---> espn sports
Winners of the 2005 World Stupidity Awards ---> WSA.com

A Hot and Torrid Affair

I haven't had time to do anything on this site.
I guess, when you have something new in your life,
You just can not stop thinking about it.

I must confess,
I have been spending a lot of time
and effort with my new hot affair.

I saw her not too long ago at the store.
She wasn't too extraordinary,
But I have fantasized about her and me,
spending time with each other.

She has a long sexy body,
a smooth, gorgeous neck,
and a beautiful deep voice,
that just gives me total satisfaction.

I told Tracy about her.
I told her that I have never had anything like this.
She would totally give me pleasures I have never known.

Then Tracy actually gave me permission to go and get her.

But the only problem is,
I don't know her name yet.

I have to have a name to introduce her to all my other women.
Delilah, Destiny and Desiree.

Would you help a guy out?

Here's a picture of her.

Click here.

(A name that starts with the letter "D" would be great. Thanks)