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Do you know the saying "My body aches in places I never knew I had"??

Well...after helping my Mother paint her new house..
I now know where my Trapezeus muscle is!

Man, I can only imagine what would hurt on the actual moving day.
Which reminds me.
I would like to write some of my pet peeves based only from this past weekend.

--FIRST - too many chefs in the kitchen!..
as we were trying to do our part painting..here comes this guy
..immediately after the usual salutations..started telling us that what we were doing was wrong.
I mean, we are no professional paint people, but if you are going to criticize what everybody was doing,
"PICK UP A FREAKIN' BRUSH and DO IT YOURSELF"!!

--SECOND - lack of planning!...
I must have driven to and from the Home Supply store at least 50 times
because we ended up needing more stuff.
Which leads me to my next rant..

--THIRD and LAST - people who can't drive!!...
OH MY LORD!!!...Who are these people???
To think Canada has this Excellent"(?) graduated licensing...
which takes you 15 years to be able to complete the freakin' thing!!
What is wrong with these people??

Why do they have their turn signals flashing since Christmas of 1984???
How can you not notice the ambulance blasting it's horn at you
from a mile away and still not prepare to give way?

Do you not understand the signs and road markings??

Dooo youuu spppeeeaakkkaa eeenggllleeesshh!!??

And who are these punks who do not know
the difference between low beams and high beams?
Do you want to help the driver in front of you in case they wanted to read a book??
Is it so hard to make sure that Ally Mcbeal can get out of her car when you park too close?

COME ON!!! I try to follow the speed limit..but I also am aware of the speed of cars around me..
I do not do a 70 on a 100 km/h highway...why in the world are you cruisin in the passing lane too??

OH WAIT!..I just had a revelation..
Do you ever wonder why you always find a shoe on the road?
....it's these cruisin, not a care in the world people looking for the other pair!!!

....Oh Lord, please help me.
I make my own mistakes..I admit.
I am no NASCAR champ.
Though I do know that just because you can step on the gas pedal harder,
does not make you a better man.

Happy Independence Day to everyone in the States.
Now..I am not gonna make fun of you guys..
since everybody in the world does that already..
I am not gonna bash your Leader..
since I know nobody is perfect.

He just started his term..
and we might as well give him a break...
(Maybe he'll finally bomb Saddam..who knows?).

You know what ...
contrary to the popular notion that Americans are loud mouthed, obnoxious, not a care in the world type of people.
I have to disagree,
coz I have met some nice, understanding and the most caring people in the States...
(Not to mention Tracy is an American).

Though....why don't you guys take it easy with them guns...
What's up with them school shootings?...
You think the kids are safer in schools since they all carry guns?

You guys do have an astounding history...do not take it for granted...
thank a veteran for your freedom.

To all my friends who live there, Have a safe and wonderful holiday!
Also..Happy Filipino-American friendship day in my home land..
(Hey. I gotta represent!)

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!

Finally!! A long weekend!!
Don't you just love it?
Plus it's Canada day, where everybody will be partyyyyiiinng! ..

and me?....

siiiiccckk as heelll again!!
I was fine all week..til the weekend hits. (of course).
Lady luck and I are still not in good terms.
Tracy is sick as well.
With all the drugs that we took..
we still can't sleep...
tossing and turning at night like pancakes..

But..we do not care..We will be out there at the "Hill",
partying with all the Canuck's.
Gonna watch the show and the fireworks...
everybody will be walking around like they were on crack.

My friend Mike Torres sent me those three Canada pictures,
and asked me if that's how it is here..

I said..HEEELL YEAAAAH!!..
we do this twice every month!...
usually after payday....
go find me in the picture man!