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Let me explain to you
how it sounds like
this Christmas
in the Martell residence.

Imagine yourself inside a metal container.
With 300 toys,
beeping and flashing and tooting and
screaming and screeching and squealing and
blaring and blasting and racketing and
clattering and clamoring and humming and
thuding and reverberating and resonating and
jingling and echoing and ringing and
tinkling and rattling and clinking and
clanking and chinking and jangling and ...

well..
you get the picture.

..and not to mention Tyler's toys.

Happy Holidays to all!!

and a Happy Birthday to the Big Boss up there!

THE PLAN

Tyrone: OH MY GOD!! What are we gonna do???
Tracy: Don't Panic!! Let's think of a plan!

Tyrone: I am soooo gonna lose it if we don't get to!!
Tracy: Shhhhh!! Let me think!!

Tyrone: Is there a place where we could go?
Would there be a perfect time to do it?
What are we gonna do with Tyler?
Oh my god my head is aching!!!
Tracy: Shut up!!!! I am thinking!!!

Tyrone: OH GOD HELP US!!!
Tracy: Seriously you are not helping!!!!

Tyrone: Sorry,.. How about we go and do it while he is asleep?
Maybe he wouldn't wake up with all the noise?
Tracy: Nahh.. too risky. Maybe you should go while I hold him.
Then I would go while you watch him.

Tyrone: Noooo!!.. That would take hours!!!
I would want to enjoy this with you!
Tracy: I know! Me too.. Why don't you come up with a plan!

Tyrone: (shuts eyes) C'mon.....think!!!
Tracy: Oh god, this is so not funny!! We need to do this!!!

Tyrone: The only choice we have is to wait.
Tracy: Wait for what?

Wait for "The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" to come out on DVD.

It comes out on theaters today!!!!!!
Having a baby really does change your life.

The "11" dilemma

Since last month's post,
I must have seen this annoyance a thousand times.

Why is it that I always see the number "11" ?

I would enter the bedroom, all dark,
and the clock would have the minute on what? ..."11".

I would warm up my lunch in the microwave, leave it and come back.
But I always end up coming back to check it
with how many seconds left?..."11".

I would check out what program would come on
after the show I am watching on the dishnetwork,
And the guide would tell me that there are "11" minutes left
before the next one starts.

The most comfortable volume level on our car radio is at ..
.. what else? "11".

The nearest mall from our house is just about ..
ooohh.. "11" miles.

Good thing that we did not go out today because,
Hey!!, What's today's date?....The "11th".

Even Tracy is starting to notice my predicament.

Does anybody know what the deal is?
Should I be worried?
Is it some sign?
Is it a glitch in the matrix?

Neo!! I am telling you!!!
Quit clowning around and help me!

Here are some cool links to take our minds off of this crap.

Oh how I wish I could shoot that dog! --> Duck Hunt
Check out the Astronomy Picture of the day --> Nasa.gov
How about a view of the Earth? --> The Living Planet
To my fellow computer geeks --> Casemods
This would have been cool if it was actually synched --> Virtual Drums

Trying to make some changes here.

A lot has happened since this
I figured it is time to update most of this site's content.

The "GEAR" section is out, since it doesn't really serve a purpose.
The section for the "FTP" is out, since I don't host this site anymore.
(maybe someday I would again and I'll bring it back.)

And a big update on the "FADEOUT".
(Plus isn't that a good picture of me and my son?)

So anyway, I've got tons of ideas for this site,
but I am not saying that I will implement them soon.
If there are stuff that you think I should change,
please let me know.
(yes, the three of you who reads this crap).

Here are a couple of cool links to waste some time.
(Or another excuse for me to slack off again.)

Man, do I ever wish I could play guitar like this --> Justin King
A true test for fast typers --> Letters
I hate you Mr. Miyagi --> FlySui
Good thing she used her brains --> Blonde Brains
He's not racist. He hates us all equally! --> Wounded Klansman

December already?
The season to be jolly has arrived.
Time to Deck the Halls.
Fa la la la la.. la la la la.

I wish I have Tracy's stamina when it comes to Christmas shopping.
One thing I love about that woman is that she hates crowded clusterwhacked places like I do.
So she starts her Christmas shopping early.

Not me.
I am doing mine at Dec. 24. 11:00 PM
at the 24 hour WalMart.

So I don't have to deal with the following:

Traffic.
Rude drivers who don't use their turn signals.
Never ending search for a parking spot.
People who would knock you down in a heartbeat just to get their hands on a $29 DVD player.
People who don't know how to say excuse me.
Inconsiderate jerks who don't care that you have a baby with you.
Cell phone yacking dimwits.
The overhead P.A. system announcement which would blow your eardrums away.
And they announce something every 5 seconds.
Long lines at the checkout.
The guy who sighs every 5 seconds at the checkout line because he has to wait
and it messed up his schedule like he's got somewhere important to go,
then looks at his watch, and yacks on his cellphone.

And do you ever notice that something always happen at the cash right before your turn?
Like, the cash machine would break down, or the person in front of you would argue about something,
Or picked up an item without a tag so the teller has to announce it over the P.A.

And don't you ever notice that people follow you everywhere at the store?
You know what I mean?
Like, when you are looking at something, and there would be no one around you,
For sure, after 10 seconds, hordes of people would be gathering around you,
looking at the same thing, or something by the aisle you're in.

I HATE THAT!!!!

Or you would be going to a store, and there would be no one there,
seconds later, everyone and their cow would be there too.
Like someone announced over the P.A.:
"Attention shoppers,
Tyrone has just entered the Pottery Barn,
let us all barge in and annoy him. Thank you.
Don't all go in at once. We don't want to surprise him."

I also hate it when people walk slowly and they totally block the whole aisle.
Oblivious to the fact that there might be people behind them
who would want to get on with their lives.

Also people who takes forever to order at the food court.
The menu has not changed in years people!!!!!!
They are all numbered and in combos to make it even easier for you!!!

What is the deal????

Okay, I better stop here.
I am trying to avoid checking myself in for Anger Management classes.

Now, what was I saying?
Oh yeah.

'Tis the season to be jolly,
fa la la la la.. la la.. la …. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..

Can't you just feel the spirit of Christmas?