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You know the problem with kids nowadays?
They are stuck listening to the boy bands and girl bands that dominate the airwaves these days.

With words like "Oops, I did it again."
and "As long as you love me.",
or "It's gonna be meeeyy.".

Oh Lord, No wonder they go back to their schools and shoot everybody.
They have no way to release their anger.
They do not know what loud hard rock music is or was.
Music that screams.
Music that Rock.
Music with attitude.

MOTLEY CRUE is a perfect example of this.
I only know a couple of songs by them because
I somehow always get distracted by the women in their videos.

But anyways,
I bought this DVD for Tracy as they are her favorite band of all time.

The show started as the two Crue sluts came out in their sexy clothes.
(I am not kidding, they are actually called Crue Sluts.)
Then Mick Mars (The Silent Shredder) came out on stage,
reving up his guitar for "Kickstart My Heart".

Then Nikki Sixx came out, spitting out his drink towards the audience.
A talent I still need to perfect.

Then I realized that they have a girl drummer.
Samantha Maloney from Hole is substituting for Tommy Lee's replacement, Randy Castillo.

This is going to be an interesting show since Motley Crue never had a girl drummer before.
(Well.. maybe Tommy Lee but anyways..)

Everyone is so pumped up to start the show.
The Amps are blasting like a pipe bomb exploding in your ears.
Then all of a sudden, Jon Lovitz came out.
Oh wait! No!
It's Vince Neil.

Oh man. I wished the producers told him about this concert months before
so he could have at least lost some weight.

I know, I know.They are getting old and this might have been their retirement plan tour,
but nevertheless, they still put on a good show.

As Tracy did not stop with the Headbanging.
This proved once again that they are one of the great contributors of Rock!
Plus Samantha was kickin' some ass with them drums.

Check out their new album "LEWD.."
and their new catchy rock song, "White Punks on Dope".

I give the DVD a 9 out of 10.
9 for the Pure Maximum Rock Fun, and the -1 for the lack of girls flashing.

My condolences to Randy Castillo's family.
1950 - 2002

Hello again little one.
Today we went to see the Doctor and heard your heartbeat for the second time.
I tell you, it really is music to my ears.
It has been 16 weeks now and the Doctor said
that we should be able to know your gender by our next meeting.
Once we know what it is, your Mother and I will be going crazy on buying your stuff.
She would like to have a "stars and moon" theme for your room.
Oh by the way, your Mom is a nature fanatic.
(and just like being one with nature..she sleeps all the time. Hahahhaa!)
We are also going crazy on what your name would be.
We have a long list of names to choose from.
I personally like the name "Stratocaster", but your Mom, doesn't think so.
But anyways,
Just keep doing what you're doing there okay?
You still have a long way to go.
Oh and by the way,
your Mom is anxiously awaiting to feel you move.
So what do you say we give her one good kick
when she least expects it one of these days okay?
I can't wait to see the look on her face.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!

Though we both wanted to change the past,
I still am very glad we got the chance to be together.

Thank you for all the words of wisdom you have taught me.
Thank you for the inspiration.
Thank you for the guidance
Thank you for the laughter.
and thank you for your love.

Happy Birthday to you!

From Ate Beth, Ate Lynn, Kuya Jojo, Kuya Niks, Denden, Brian and John Michael.
We love you very much.

Oh yeah,
and thanks for lending me the car on sundays.
That thing can fly!

Hello little one.
Today was the first time I saw you.
Your mother and I could not wait to get to the clinic.
We both had to get off work early.
(Don't worry, we did not get in trouble, everybody there knows about you).
I was very nervous when we got to the clinic.
I brought along my Camera, and your grandma's video cam.
I wanted to remember this day. I'll show you the pictures when you grow up.
Then this nice lady came in the room and turned on that big machine thing.
It was something used to see if you were doing fine so far.
Your Mother has been carrying you for almost 14 weeks now.
We just wanted to be sure you are okay and everything else around you.
Must be very quiet in there huh? Except when your Mommy's tummy growls.
Those were the loud bubble noises you must have heard.
Then you stretched. I saw your two little legs.
I think you showed me how you were going to kick that soccer ball huh?
Then you stretched your arm. I saw your tiny little fingers.
You gave me a quick thumbs up. I know you did, Your mother and the nurse lady saw it too.
And we all had a good laugh.
Your Mom's eyes were watery. I was still staring at you.
My mouth wide open. Because I was so amazed of how beautiful and peaceful you are in there.
I tried to speak, but I couldn't.
All I remember saying was "I think I need to sit down."
And they all had a good laugh.
Well, I guess this is it for now.
It was very nice and exciting to see you.
We will still check up on you when we get to visit the Doctor.
You just sit there and do your stuff okay?
Play basketball or something. Play air guitar. Absorb all the vitamins your Mother is taking.
Count your fingers. You'll need them when you learn math. Or Subnetting.
I'll see you soon. We got 22 more weeks to go.

<------- This is you!!! At 14 Weeks.

My Horoscope today says:

It would be a lot smarter to take care of financial matters yourself,
rather than delegating them to another. You're the one with the Midas Touch.

Hahahahhahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Oh man!! That was funny!!

I have no clue on whatever is happening with our finances.
Because I am a guy. That's how guys are.
Tracy is the one who takes care of it.

The only time I get interested in our budget is when I look at:
1.) Computer stuff.
2.) Dvd's.
3.) PS2 Games.
4.) Computer stuff.

That's all!

Imagine me in charge of money?
Oh Lord! Watch out!

See, to me, this is how it works,

"If I do not eat lunch for 3 Months,
I could buy that new 60 Gig Hard Drive for my FTP"

Sounds reasonable right?

I know, I know.
It does not work that way.
But can you blame me?
I am a guy.
I am a computer geek. I like toys!
I like things that I can break and fix (and break again).

I like the sound of a hard drive formatting.
The sound of RAM Calculating.
My cpu fan spinning
My wallet crying.

Oh man, How come I still can't win the lottery
even with all the promises I make to give half to charity?

Maybe I should stop saying that.

Maybe I should actually buy a ticket.