Last week,
I learned two(2) new words.

1.) Bluetool
and
2.) Shindig

According to the urbandictionary.com,

A Bluetool is a person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important.

–(I am surrounded by these people.)

And a Shindig is a party of get-together of some sort.

–(Only way redneck-ified.)

So, to use these two words together,

“Holy Freakin’ Crap! Everywhere you go in this town,
is like you’re in a Shindig full of Bluetools!