Enter scene:
Bowflex commercial on TV,
Father and Son watching:

Son: Daddy look! That machine makes you not be fat.

Daddy: Yeah, I know! I don’t want to be fat.

Son: But you ‘are’ fat.

Daddy: No, I am not!

Son: Yes you are!

(Son lifts Daddy’s shirt and taps his belly.)

Son: See! Right here.

—
He is lucky he is cute.
Or he will be out on the streets!