I don’t normally write about the shows I watch on this site,
because from my long years of TV watching experience,
I have learned that every thing I say about anything,
has an equal and opposite criticism.
That’s why I try to keep my mouth shut.
Now if you have been following my writings,
you know that that previous statement is a lie.
I was not really going to write about this but,
if last night’s season finale wasn’t the most whacked out episode of Greys Anatomy,
I don’t know what is.
First off,
Let me tell you that I have finally figured out
Why medical shows like this on TV are such a big hit.
I found out why people from all walks of life,
All over the world, love to watch medical drama shows.
It’s because it’s all a LIE.
I have never heard of Doctors really caring about patients up to that degree.
Now you have to trust me because I know this.
I have undergone a lot of medical procedures in my life,
with different Doctors.
People love that.
They love the idea that there might be Doctors out there,
Who are:
1.) As caring as these characters on TV
2.) As dedicated as these characters on TV.
3.) As HOT as these characters on TV. (*cough* Addison *cough*)
Second.
Here’s another proof that this show is a LIE.
Of all the nurses in that hospital,
not once have I seen a Nurse from the Philippines.
It is a known fact that the two most exported value from the Philippines are:
1.) Nurses
and
2.) Gossip
And third,
I am really not buying this George and Izzie love relationship thing.
You know why?
I’ll tell you why.
Someone like Izzie will never fall in love with someone like George.
Now by making that statement
I know that I am going to hear it from my Greys Anatomy discussion posse.
But let me tell you this.
I know that my statement is true, not just because from personal experience,
but I am also an expert in relationships that Dr. Phil takes notes from me.
I know how relationships work.
And judging by the number of (porn) girlie flicks I have watched.
I am an expert.
And George even said it himself.
Izzie is Gorgeous.
She will never fall in love with him.
Because he knows he is ugly.
And like I always say,
“Beauty is skin deep.
But Ugly goes to the bone.”
I have no idea what I just wrote.