I guess that’s it.

We’re all moved to a new house.

I have moved so many times in my life,
I really don’t care anymore.

But this time,
I have learned two important things.

First.
If I move again,
Someone’s going to have to shoot me.

Second,
If I move again,
I am going to have to shoot me.

I know, I know.
I say that all the time.

Okay, maybe when I say “shoot,”
I meant kick me in the “nards.”