$2,259,082.00

Apparently,
I am worth

$2,259,082.00

Based on this site –> humanforsale
That is all fine and dandy, but I think I am worth more than that.
The test does not include any of my abilities,
Like, uhhh shall we say,
hmmmmm”¦..

Oh okay, I got some,

1. I have been playing guitar since 1987.
(Though there hasn’t been much improvement.)

2. I made this website, that should count for something.

3. Have you ever known anyone who could change a baby’s diaper in 6.4 seconds?
(10.3 if you actually include cleaning the baby.)

4. I clean the house spotless!!

5. Okay, I don’t cook.. but I make a mean tater tot casserole.
(Thanks to Tracy)

6. I fix and network computers.
(I think.)

7. I understand subnetting”¦
(If Sylvain and Ray helps me out.)

8. Never had any speeding, nor parking ticket.

9. Never drives when drunk.
(At least never got caught.)

10. I can make most people laugh.

11. Usually they point at me and laugh

12. Heck, I make myself laugh

13. I kick ass on Tekken Tournament on Playstation2.
(Except when I play with my 10 year old niece Bea.)

14. I was pretty good in Basketball.
(Note on the word “WAS”)

15. The 80’s is permanently embossed in the way I dance.
(I don’t know if that was a good point.)

16. I am running out if ideas, I am gonna have to ask Tracy for more

17. Nope. not much help there.

18. ……… hmmmmm

Well”¦ I guess this is going nowhere, so I better end it.
Before I lose more value.

Anyway, here are some cool links for today.

Napster Lives — napsterbits
This is one wicked Pinball game — RapidMotion
I told you Linux is way better! — switchlinux
On a Dark Desert Highway. — Hotel California
Harry Potter Erotic twist — HP romance