10 Best things about owning your house

10. You can re-paint your walls if you want to.
Unless you like that dull eggshell color.

9. No more asking for permission, whenever you need to drill holes
or install new utilities.

8. I don’t hear my neighbors pee at 3 am anymore.

7. I don’t share my yard with anyone anymore.

6. Tax off at the end of the year.

5. When you go to Home Depot, You feel like you really belong,
even if you only have to buy a single light bulb.

4. When something goes bump in the night, you know it’s not your neighbor,
because you are not attached to them anymore, so the bump is quite “legit”.
(okay that might not be a good thing)

3. Three words, Bar — Bee — Cue!!!

2. You decide if you can have a pet or not.

and

1. A totally new meaning for “Home-Sweet-Home”.

Thanks to our family and friends who supported us.
Thanks to HGTV, for giving us the inspiration and a lot of ideas.
Thanks to U-Haul for charging me a fortune.
Thanks to the government for increasing the gas prices,
when I needed to go back and forth between two houses.

Thanks to Tyler who has been very patient during the move.
Thanks to Tracy for making this house purchase possible,
and not signing a pre-nup when we got married.
Also, thanks to God for not letting me kill myself from all the stress.

Amen.