Here’s a sappy, sentimental song I played,
perfect for Mother’s day.

Because I am in serious need of a Mother’s love and care.
Especially now that I am three days into this South Beach Diet.

You Made Me Live Again
by Janet Basco

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I need to be taken care of, since this diet will be the death of me.
After three days of not being able to eat what I want,
I am seriously becoming delusional.

Now I remember the reason why I don’t do diets.
They make me want to kill myself.

Or that guy who invented this crap.
I would like to murdelize the bastard!

I’m just kidding.
I do not really want to kill him.
I wouldn’t really do that.

Maybe just force him to whistle,
while I am pinching his nipples.

Check out the other songs under CHORUS.