After a horrible weekend, I spilled my coffee on the way to work. Now I smell like the fresh granules of the mountain hills of Colombia.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 19, 2016

I'm with the Rebellion! http://bit.ly/2hMxrrg http://pic.twitter.com/VVmFmSKHH3

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 16, 2016

I got invited for a premiere showing of #RogueOne tomorrow but I can't because I'll be adulting and now I have no more will to live. http://pic.twitter.com/oZ6tkB9EvO

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 16, 2016

You're right, @Strawberrywish.
I'd rather have this than that. http://bit.ly/2hERh3w
I can't do the shoveling anymore! http://bit.ly/2gwNGbK

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 12, 2016

Because it's true that's why it funny. http://pic.twitter.com/hP0WIsv5c6

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 12, 2016

…and I've finished #Westworld….
…and I'm here just … http://pic.twitter.com/FV7AeUljVZ

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 6, 2016

I'll just make my day better with this picture of Marilyn eating 3 ice creams. Coz I'm a problem solver like that. #MondayMarilyn http://pic.twitter.com/kLgTPp0OP6

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

My Monday is not going too well, if you were wondering.

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

One piece of Dorito I'm eating went vertical and impaled the roof of my mouth. How's your Monday so far?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016

A 30 min phone call with #Chase about a charge I'm trying to dispute is fucking going nowhere. How's your Monday so far?

— Ty Martell (@denofmusic) December 5, 2016