Happy Birthday to my niece Bea,
I wish you all the best!
We love you very much.
Don’t forget to send us pictures from your party.
New Song Added – I’m Just In Love
I’m Just In Love.
by Paul Gilbert.
Guitars and Voices by – Ty Martell
A pretty cool, catchy tune
from one of my favorite guitarists of all time.
This is a song which really lives up to its title.
A song that makes you feel, happy, crazy,
wild, silly and foolish.
Just like what you feel when you’re in love.
You do stupid things like that.
You constantly think about them,
while staring at the ceiling,
and slowly slip in to madness.
Then next thing you know,
you’re gonna start wanting to take a shower,
or brush your teeth.
Then wait in hiding in front of their house,
you enter their bedroom and you start
wearing their dresses.
And try on their shoes.
Wait.
Did I say in love?
I meant I’m a stalker.
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Lyrics Start Here
(more…)
We like ROCK!
Tyler showing me how it’s done.
I think this kid is ready for some serious Rockin’!
He’s gonna have to jam with Daddy soon.
And when I say soon,
I mean soon in front of a theater near you,
with my guitar case open,
for you to give us some change.
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Also,
I added a whole bunch of pictures
in the photo gallery.
Check them out.
Domestic Violence
Music star, Yanni (Pronounced Yawn-ee),
was arrested in his Florida home,
charged with domestic violence.
As a guy who loves music,
I never made fun nor criticized this “New Age” kind of music.
Even though I suppose this music will eventually mess up your head,
and make you violent.
But, as I read about Yawn-ee’s arrest charges,
it kicks him up to a high spot on my “Hated People list.”
This just proves what I have been saying all these years.
“Husbands who hit their wives,
are just angry because,
these men don’t have any testicles.”
And even though you said you were sorry
and promised to never do it again,
it still doesn’t justify what you did.
Why don’t you just shave your butt,
wear a dress,
walk backwards
and call yourself “Nancy.”
God, I hate these people.
That’s just sad.
You know you’re not going to have a good day when…..
You put both contact lens on the same eye.
/raises hand
//bows head in shame
It’s freakin’ annoying!
It took me a long time to get my hands on a Piano Keyboard,
Just so I can record a whole bunch of songs.
Since I don’t have any musician friends here whom I can jam with,
I pathetically try to play most of the instruments in the songs I do.
(Okay, I don’t have “any” friends.)
But now, as I was ready to record them,
the “adapter” on my Effects Processor burnt out.
Freakin’ Grrrrrrr!!!!
I think someone’s telling me to stop making crappy music,
and stick to the thing I do best.
And that is to provide you with some cool links.
Here you go.
And you’re welcome.
The Simpson’s come to life — sun.co.uk (very cool)
Ladies, find your perfect sports bra. — shockabsober.com (NSFW)
Crazy Hockey fight — google video
Check the haunted places in your town — shadowlands.net
Trailer for Silent Hill — apple.com
Don’t mind me
I think it’s time for me to stop questioning God,
and start listening.
Don’t mind me.
I am just in the process of mending my damaged faith.
A Song we used to sing in High School.
You’re All I Have.
Mobile Player here:
New song added
Always With Me, Always With You
by Joe Satriani.
Guitars by – Ty Martell
Mobile Player here:
Well, it’s not really new.
I did this a long time ago, but this time,
I found a backing track for it.
The old one,
(it’s somewhere in the Chorus Pages,)
I did all the instruments, except the percussions.
So, I thought, by redoing it,
it’ll sound better.
So, I played it. and it didn’t.
I just can’t move my fingers as fast as I want to.
It just won’t.
I tried.
It’s like my fingers are herniated or something.
So anyway,
I decided that this song is going to have to stay as it is.
I can’t re-do it anymore.
Because you know,
Nobody’s perfekt perpekt purpek free from mistakes.
Happy Birthday to me!!
I must admit,
I have been quite down these past few days,
but today made me realize
just how many people care for me.
(And when I say “how many”, I meant you, Mom!
Thanks for the Steak!)
Thank you to all who called,
Emailed
SMS’d,
IM’d,
and
Telegram’d.
And thanks to Tracy for my new PSP game,
and taking me to the Sushi place.
Now excuse me,
while I remove the fish breath funk out of me.
Oh, and a Happy VD to all!
Torino! Today!
There is no doubt,
that within a hundred mile radius, (if not the whole State)
I am the only one excited about the Winter Olympics.
Canada for the GOLD!
No, not the whole event.
Just Hockey.
..and maybe a little figure skating.