So that’s why!

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All day long today,
I kept on complaining how slow the day was.

I was busier than a tick on a dog today,
but everytime I look at the clock,
it seems to be in a standstill.

Either it was,
or Hiro was playing a trick on me.

Then as I found out.
Today is the “Summer Solstice.”

The maximum length of time between sunrise and sunset.
The longest day of the year.

And to satisfy your curiosity,
the shortest day for this year (Winter Solstice)
is December 22nd.

See.
I know interesting trivia like these.

I learned all this from Trebek.

Watching Jeopardy makes me really smart.

I am so smart, I am practically retarded.

Click this link to see two of my favourite TV shows merge as one.

–> Jeopardy / Family Guy

Father’s Day 2007

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Things I learned from my Father.

1.) All women are crazy. That’s why we love them.
(Okay, maybe I learned that on my own.)

2.) Beer first before beauty.
(Umm, I think I learned that on my own too. After I got out of AA.)

3.) How to kill someone using just an aluminum foil and duct tape.
(I probably learned that on my own too.)

4.) You can only fit 3 bodies in a trunk of a car.
(Oh man, I learned that the hard way.)

5.) Ask a friend to bring an extra shovel.
Make sure friend will dig a hole in the ground without any question.
(Ahh! Darwin, my man! Such sweet memories huh?)

Alright!
Alright!
These may not be true.

But one thing my Dad taught me for sure was…

to have a “Sense of Humour.”

And also not to mix the whites form the colors.
Laundry days are a bitch!

Happy Father’s Day!

I am Big Bird!

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Got this from Nikki

Hmm. I wonder why I ended up as him?

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly… you’re also one of the sanest people around.

You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.

You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.

How you live your life: Joyfully. “Super. Duper. Flooper.”

There’s More!

(more…)

What do you do?

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If your 4 year old –>

Becomes a computer addict, –>

and won’t even let you use your own. –>

What do you do?


Beg.
Cry.
Do not feed them.
Lock them in the bathroom.
Beat them up.

Build them their own! –>

Now, I have my computer all to myself!

Hahaha!!!

I missed you, my baby!

I know why.

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I know why the Senators Lost the Stanley Cup.

It’s not because they played bad.
It’s not because they weren’t good enough.

The reason they lost
is because…

I wanted them to win.

I don’t even know why I even bother to hope.

That is “Life’s” funny way of kicking me in the balls.

Hostie! Toi, mon tabarnac de ciboire de St. Sulpice,
tu me fais chier en christ!

Crap!
I need help to pronounce all that.

(Sorry about that.)

Now I go to the bathroom and weep.

New Song Added – Pick Up the Pieces

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Well,
as I come out of my dark place,
where I was in complete solitude.
Pondering my life’s dilemma.
And praying to the Holy Trinity,
Britney, Paris and Lindsay.

I realized, that the only way for me
To keep on going
is to pick up the pieces
and play some music.

So here’s a little bit of Jazz.

Pick Up The Pieces
by The Average White Band.
(Jeff Golub’s Version)



Mobile Player here:

I don’t know what it is,
but playing this song
makes me want to drink some refreshments.
And by refreshments I meant “alcohol.”

But I’ll drink it with a straw.
Because, I am “classy” like that.

Do not disturb.

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We lost Game 4.

I’m going to be in my dark place for a while.
That’ll prevent me from punching myself in the spine.

I’m going now.

We’ll see how it goes on Wednesday.

Sénateurs d’Ottawa

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Finally!

A win!

The Ottawa Senators won game 3.
Such a sweet victory on home ice.

And Finally.
NBC decided to cover the Stanley Cup playoffs.

It was a good thing they showed it too.
Because I do not think I can handle anymore aggravation,
not being able to watch the final hockey series.

Game 1 was not televised, since the Miss Universe pageant was on.
And that one I didn’t mind so much,
because I like to look at beautiful women.
(Hey! I am a guy. It’s in my DNA.)

Plus watching the pageant was educational for me.
At the beginning of the show,
the ladies wore their country’s national costume.

Miss Canada wore a hockey outfit with a hockey stick at hand,
Miss USA wore an Elvis suit, with a guitar at hand,
And so if Miss Australia was wearing nothing but a bathing suit,
I am soooo moving there!

Game 2 was not televised as well,
Since NBC decided to show a marathon of the
“Most outrageous moments in television.”

Now I like comedy.
But I do not need a tv marathon to remind me how dumb people are.
If I wanted to be reminded of that.
I’ll just take a drive around this town.
Go to the nearest mall.
Or just look at my next door neighbor.

Man, if you think humanity can not get any dumber,
I’ll introduce them to you.

But, Alas!
Game 3!
I have watched its full entirety.

Even though my Senators gave me quite a scare,
trailing behind the Ducks for most of the first two periods.
They played an amazing game.
They deserved to win tonight.

I also realized that as much as I enjoy watching a hockey game,
and how much I complain about these TV stations
not giving it enough attention
or air time,
maybe it’s better that way.

I realized how emotional I get when I watch it.

I end up screaming and talking to the TV,
Like I invented the game
and act like I am better than all of these players
and the coaches combined.
I do this wearing my Senators outfit and hat.

Hmm.
Come to think of it.
Maybe that’s why my neighbors look at me
like I’m some sort of a weird dumb freak.

No matter!
My Senators team won tonight!

At least I go to bed with a smile on my face.

Ramenons la coupe!
Sénateurs d’Ottawa.

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday to you Uncle Sly!

You know I just realized,
how you have influenced me with regards to my Rock music taste.
Influenced my desire for I.T. Technology,
and how I dealt with people, back in the day
when we used to work together.

I noticed that,
the only thing I haven’t gotten from you,
is your involvement with Wrestling.

I guess, I still can’t fathom the fact that it is rigged.

Plus I can’t think of a wrestling name for me.

How about T-Bone Gordo?

Happy Birthday, Sir!
All the best to you.