Summer Break

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A new T.N.T.
(Tyler’s New Things)

Kid: “Dad! Guess what? My Summer break starts today!”

Dad: “Really? That’s awesome! How are you going to spend your break?”

Kid: “I am going to spend it all in front of the TV.”

—
I was actually jealous.
He seemed determined to accomplish that.

Go son!
Go live Daddy’s dream!

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-10

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  • “Happy National Donut Day.”
    -The countdown to stuffing my face with Krispy Kreme later today begins. #
  • Alas tres ng umaga, mainit na agad ulo ko! It’s gonna be a freakin’ awesome day!! #anakngtupa #
  • Ok. I take that back. It actually is an awesome day! #Weekends are worth waiting for! =) #
  • Burrows in 11 seconds! Vancouver for the win! #iamcanadian #
  • Another Lazy Sunday http://instagr.am/p/FO5K0/ #
  • Poseidon’s Spear http://post.ly/29ssi #
  • None of these movie editors are helping. Not even iMovie on the iPad.
    I’m starting to think it was a mistake getting this thing. #
  • The #wildfires are so bad in NE FL, the smoke in the air reminded me of the Mt. Pinatubo eruption in ’91.
    A little hard to breathe too. #
  • “There’s beauty up above, and things we never take notice of. You wake up suddenly, you’re in love.” – [Billy Ocean] #
  • “I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name.” – [America] #nowplaying #soundtripping #
  • I hope I die before I get old!
    Talkin’ ’bout my generation!
    – [The Who] #nowplaying #soundtripping #
  • “Steve Jobs is about to announce Apple’s next best thing. It’s a good day to be a geek.”
    – I’m so excited, I might pee my pants. #
  • “You mean I can install a Mac OS on all mac machines without buying multiple copies?”
    – Microsoft, did you hear that? #
  • So no more device authorization limit on iTunes? Or no more iTunes? #wwdc11 #ilikethat #
  • Funny I got this Google invite for music storage while the Apple iCloud presentation was on. #competitionisgood http://t.co/b4vCVYI #
  • “I can’t believe they don’t have Valet Parking!” #firstworldproblems #
  • What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
    “Hey! Nice belt.”
    My son told me that joke. I laughed at that one. #
  • “It’s gonna take a lot to take me away from you. There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.” – [Toto] #
  • “I’ve just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven’t done a gig yet. RT @funnyhumour” #geekjokes #
  • I must admit I am Geeking out with today’s @google doodle.
    Check it out. #

New Video Song Cover

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Definitely one of the greatest songs ever written.
And one of my favourites.

I never had the courage to play this
since I know I’m gonna mess it up, and it’ll be a sacrilege
with legendary songs like this.

But Queen Freddie is gone,
so let’s just say this is my tribute to their music.

Here’s
Love Of My Life
Music by Queen.
Cover by yours truly.

Spam A Lot

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It has been more than 2 weeks since I restricted the comments on here.
I am sure everyone noticed that and were probably wondering why.
(When I say everyone, I meant you…Mom.)

Anyways, at least I know the Comment Spammers noticed though.
Because I haven’t gotten one since.
It has been quite liberating not to delete and monitor the spams I get.
My spam catcher plugin catches them all,
and it only takes me one click of a button to purge them,
but that is still “one click too many” for me.
It’s very annoying.

But I will turn it back on, of course.
Even though I get spammed a lot.
And even though you may think that this site is boring.
Or the music I play sucks and the stuff I write does not make any sense,
I have famous celebrities that write me from time to time.

Just like this one from Rihanna.


She actually thinks my articles are first-rate.

And this one from Christina Hendricks.


She was even trying to help me with something, I am not sure what.
But she was very nice to do so.

And how about this one from Kim Kardashian?


She found my site and actually liked and bookmarked it.

And she also found me delicious.

Oh no wait, I read that wrong.
Sorry.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-03

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  • Movie afternoon with the kid.
    “Airplane!”
    Kid said it’s the funniest movie he’s seen. #Samesenseofhumour #
  • ..And don’t call me Shirley. #airplane #movieweekend #
  • They don’t make movies like this anymore. #
  • “It’s like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
    – Steve McCroskey #airplane #movieweekend #
  • Leslie Nielsen reminds me so much of my Dad. #thatsagoodthing #funnyguy #
  • Next up.
    “Top Secret”
    With Val Kilmer.
    Kid is excited too. #movieweekend #
  • Ok. Maybe that one is too much for now. Back to video games. #
  • It’s been almost a week with me trying this Natty build of @planetubuntu.
    And I think it is “The One” that’ll make me switch. #
  • There’s got to be a better way than this iTunes Sync with iPhone.
    It’s the only thing holding me back. #appleslave #
  • Happy Birthday, Norma Jeane. I’m a big fan.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe #
  • My webhost SurpassHosting [@surpass] has followed my feed!
    Had my site with them for years. Am very satisfied.
    Check them out. #
  • Speaking of which, I just renewed my hosting plan, and my Domain for another year.
    I feel like my site needs another overhaul. #
  • 3rd period starts. Both teams giving it their all.
    And it’s only game 1!
    Lord Stanley would be proud. #NHL #
  • “Sometimes it amazes me how strong the power of love can be.
    Sometimes you just take my breath away.” – [Tuck and Patti] #
  • This new iCloud better be good. I can’t take anymore of this iTunes.
    The freakin’ thing has a mind of its own. #nomoresyncingplease #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-27

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  • -So, hey Australia and New Zealand. How is the “End Of The World” coming along? #rapture #
  • “The world is going to end tomorrow.”
    – I knew there wasn’t any point to dieting. #
  • “Dear Lord, may I request that the Armageddon be postponed
    until the Hockey Playoffs are over? Thank you. Amen.”
    PS- I promise to be good. #
  • “Everything is Beautiful”
    Superfantastic #MrBig #nowplaying #
  • I guess I have a different Mythology book. http://instagr.am/p/Ef59Z/ #
  • We’re gonna be hearing more Rapture craziness for months until 2012.
    -Don’t worry we’re all safe from doom since Frodo destroyed the Ring. #
  • “Our heart goes out to the city of Joplin, Missouri.”
    #tornado Joplinmo.org #
  • “When this trouble passes over, you and I will walk away.
    Knowing that our love survived another test of faith.”
    ~Amanda Marshall #
  • The Pan at the fair. http://instagr.am/p/EqFc0/ #

My Teeth Are A Drum Set

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That is actually the title of a Paul Gilbert song.

It came on my iPod today while I was driving
and it made me remember one of my crazy mannerisms.

I always have a tune inside my head,
and I use my teeth to play them out.
I grind them according to the beat I’m thinking of.

It never stops!
My teeth is an instrument I constantly play.

It goes on and off the whole day sometimes without me knowing.
And by the time I notice it, it’s because it has given me a headache.
I’m pretty sure I grind my teeth when I sleep too,
synchronized with my R.E.M. state.

I tried redirecting this by playing the beats through other means.
I whistle.
I hum.
I tap on the desk with my fingers.
I move my feet in a rhythm.
I play with my zipper just like a DJ scratch.
I tried them all.
It doesn’t work.

As much as I love music,
There has got to be an easier and effective way to stop this.

Or else, with all the music I keep on playing in my head,
I’ll end up with no teeth and just a nub.
I don’t know what a Nub is, but it sure sounds like a gummy mouth.

I can’t accept that.
I have to have teeth.
I like to eat corn.