- Down to Mexico – http://t.co/w5qiluj4 #
- "Just because I couldn't do it today, doesn't mean I'm not going to be able to do it someday" – Arthur Boorman – http://t.co/N9X3WP8s #
- Is it too late for a #StarWars all cast group pic? Of course not. http://t.co/YOj0BNVB #
- A guitar with a custom carved gargoyle? Why yes. I do want it. http://t.co/NIAGvu4V #
- Apparently a side effect of the meds I'm taking is enhanced irritability. I wonder if that would stand in court if I murder anyone. Or when. #
- Walking with my shadow. http://t.co/844M7tlL #
- Just feeling the sea. http://t.co/xO9tW1Fe #
- Excuse me. What are your store hours? http://t.co/FaqWgPpK #
- Shout out to these chills that are multiplyin' #
- "You put your arms around me and I'm home." – @christinaperri #nowplaying #
- Instagram is acting up weeks after it was purchased by Facebook. Coincidence? I think not. #
- Come to think if it, if I was bought with billions of dollars, I would act up too. #
- T-Mobile will start supporting the iPhone by year end. My AT&T contract expires around that time. Coincidence? I think not. #exodus #
- If my stupid car won't start again. I'll tell you how. #waystopickmeup
I think I got this hashtag wrong. # - Uuggh! This teeth grinding has to stop. #
- I know it's old, but this is the best autotune so far. #sweetbrown #coldpop http://t.co/J8flJp9y #
- You mean I have to go outside again today? It's dangerous outside. The civil war happened outside. #