- Busy day today with chores.
Just routine stuff so I won't lose my freakin mind. # - Oil change first.
I bet you 5$ they'll find something else that's wrong with my vehicle. #houseoflies # - My God. This old guy here likes to talk! It's annoying the crap out of my crap! #
- If I get old and I talk non stop like this, I give you permission to shoot me. Please. #
- At least I got company. http://t.co/exlszHgB #
- Apparently, I am his entertainment. http://t.co/ersj7TsS #
- God. This old man is still talking. With all due respect, how can someone stand such a blabber mouth? #
- Good thing all this tire smell is making me high. I'm going for a walk. #screwthis http://t.co/51sTJkGH #
- Oh no. A pet store.
Gonna be here for a while. # - Let's see the fishes first. #sushi http://t.co/BcUXd5vm #
- Found the turtles. #pongpagong http://t.co/ZHW70xAT #
- Ha! Found him. http://t.co/6OxO9uP6 #
- Dory too. #justkeepswimming http://t.co/wtA2cYMU #
- He's in there somewhere. http://t.co/56xhvJ1R #
- GameStop next. #mywalletisnervous http://t.co/NxcPdZag #
- ..and I was right. They found "concerns" on the vehicle that needs to be addressed. #iminthewrongbusiness #
- Me: Yay! I get an extra hour of sleep.
My Body: Fuck you! We're getting up now.
#daylightsavings # - "I wish your memory would leave me alone, now and forever."
– @BlueRodeo #NowPlaying # - Ha! I am living proof that flu shots don't work. #sick #killmenow #
- I get it. It's a catchy tune.
But if you whistle "Moves like Jagger" any more than 2 times, you're an annoying ass! # - Thank you to all who served.
We are eternally grateful.
#remembranceday #veteransday http://t.co/HOyXSWR0 #