- The following tweet bombs took place 4 days ago… Must get it out of drafts folder. #sorry #
- I don't know my seat number.
Maybe they'll usher me to the VIP section. #vegas # - In that case, I wanna seat by the pilot. I'm sure he's got alcohol. He looks drunk already. I'm kidding. He's not. The co pilot does tho. #
- On the runway. Taking off!! #Vegas #
- Open seating? I've never heard of that. I mean I know what it means but are they sure they want to do that? I don't trust these people. #
- It's all drinks on the menu.
I'll just take the complimentaries please. #imcheap # - But I want everything on the Sky Mall catalogue. Yes I do. All of it. Even the portable lawn for dogs to pee in. I don't even have a dog. #
- Don't you want to slap the crap out of the person who leans their seat in front of you?
Me too!!!!! # - Where are my complimentaries??
Waiter!!?? # - In flight nap time commences now. #Vegas in a couple of hours. #
- I've never seen a crowd order so much drinks. They keep getting up for the lavatory. They keep bumping me. I can't nap. #firstworldproblem #
- We're flying above the Grand Canyon. Wish I could see it up close. #WOW #
- Final descent. Welcome to Las #Vegas #viva #
- “@brryyy: how about a nice cup of shut the hell up”
// I offer them a drink from the "Shadafa Cup", bro. #
- Manilow Is one bad ass Mofo! – @livemusicguide 28 Songs You Know The Words To (But Are Too Ashamed To Admit It) http://t.co/T45h5cxL #
- Jollibee, Red Ribbon, Goldilocks, Nanay Gloria. #Vegasprioritydestinationsforme #
- "All I need to get me high is to stand next to my amplifier. I can't think of anything better when my guitar screams." – @paulgilbertGUIT #
- Hoover Dam Bypass Bridge http://t.co/ARigZnDP #
- "I live for your smile, and die for your kiss." – [Skid Row] #
- I don't know if I can do this anymore, Friday. There's nothing left in me. #
- I just had the flu shot because I trust whatever the government injects in me. #conspiracy #imgonnadie #