- Middle of the picture, wearing a suit.
Oh Sir Paul. You’re so funny. 🙂
RT @PaulMcCartney: Guess where I am? http://t.co/b7O7myBu # - “Someday you’ll be shedding your tears and then you’ll cry over me.” #
- There might be something in the horizon for me. Let’s keep it on the down low for now just in case. #dontjinxit #
- Guess who’s getting the sickies? #raiseshand #callingitaday #thatsallfolks #
- My new sounds: Blues in E Major http://t.co/AhYdK7bj on #SoundCloud #
- My new sounds: ESL Posse http://t.co/rwH4po20 on #SoundCloud #
- Can't seem to finish a full mug of coffee lately. What the hell is wrong with me? #
- What the? What kind of Twitter trends are those? Are all 13 year olds awake this early in the morning? #
- ESL Posse – by Yours truly. @darwinmaming @Cholo4LF – http://t.co/3n55IxY8 #
- Listen. I have less than 200 followers.
My Tweets are allowed to suck! #twitterrules101 # - For some reason, my neighbors started being nice to me. Now I know why.
-The kid told his friends I fix computers. #
- Six episodes of #DrWho in the last 5 hours. Is that bad? Of course not. #mymarathon #
- I met the Dalek’s Emperor, Cat Nurses, Queen Victoria, a Werewolf, K9 and a new Doctor. #geekalert #
- “Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.” – Sarah Jane Smith #DrWho #quoteoftheday #
- That’s it for today! À la prochaine. #
- “Human Race. Give anyone a chance to take control, and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life.”
– #DrWho #quotes # - "When someone you love becomes a memory,
the memory becomes a treasure." #neverforget #sept11 http://t.co/tLBVLZws # - Sometimes I wonder what “Speed” AT&T is talking about. #firstworldproblems #unusable http://t.co/Iy15j8UJ #
- Apple is going to make my phone obsolete by tomorrow. #shutupandtakemymoney #
- Me: Goodness! My belly is like a watermelon.
Kid: No, Dad! More like a blimp.
-in other news: 9 year old boy looking for home. #
- Alright, Hump Day.
Show me what you got. #goodmorning # - Here’s a picture of me and some friends already waiting to get the new iPhone. http://t.co/lLI23xLZ #
- I’m just kidding! #MostCommonLies #
- I don’t want it. #MostCommonLies #
- I won’t laugh. I promise. #MostCommonLies #
- I want the phone, but I’m not gonna get up that early to order it. I’m crazy about it, but not batshit crazy! #
- I unfollowed a whole bunch of accounts and it actually felt good. Those who unfollowed me may be on to something. #smarterthanithought #
- It's maddening sometimes!! http://t.co/JgTDNiSc #
- 800$ for the phone that I want?
I’d rather sell my soul to the carrier on contract. Wait. What? # - Cheers to you. http://t.co/ArvHl0Yl #
- Time to say #goodnight people. I’m letting you all know because we care about our sleep schedule like we all care about pictures of dinner. #
- I take back why I said.
I am batshit crazy. # - My brother video called me just to show me he scored some
Sugar cane. Now I’m craving some. #foodtweets # - Yes.
Apple is my Oprah. #iphone5 # - #flashbackfriday – Never Say Never cover. http://t.co/saoXcygq #
- I can’t explain how much.
RT @MarilynMonroe: How beautiful is Marilyn in this photo? http://t.co/40NksIws #