- Hi. My name is Ty, and I have a @youtube page.
http://t.co/nKYZRYDD # - There are a hundred things wrong with this movie coming out. I have to see it. http://t.co/rKpYKMPx #
- Top of the morning to ya!
-you have to read that with an Irish accent or else it’s not gonna work. # - I can’t tell if this kid is saying Buzz Lightyear” or “Budweiser.” #ineedadrink #
- "I clothed myself in your glory and your love. How I loved you. How I cried." – Queen http://t.co/tAmyaPFu #
- "You've broken my heart and now you leave me." – Queen http://t.co/xmoXqnB7 #
- Thank you to the ones who have given their all. So you and I can hear the sound of freedom. Happy Memorial Day. http://t.co/3yVvbfuU #
- News: Researchers have discovered how to make ketchup not stick to the bottle for an easy pour.
In Other News: Still no cure for Cancer. #
- This “memo” you speak of, I never get one. I don’t want one. #
- Shout out to the Right Place. The Right Time is always late.
Cc: @MrGeorgeWallace # - “Watching the news makes you realize how the times are changing.” – Me.
“I fucking told you.” – Bob Dylan #
- “No sense worrying.
All will be alright. – Me“WTF! Didn’t I tell you that?” – Bob Marley #
- Without my Comcast Internet wifi, this dang phone on AT&T is freaking useless. I had to use the 2G network just like how my ancestors did. #
- Thanks to a Ms. Jane from Comcast support for the quick help on my cable and Internet. I’m very impressed. #handmetheremote #
- Rondo was scaring James. So they hit him in the face. #ouch #
- I’m pretty sure Wade stayed in the air for like 5 minutes with that hang time shot. #nba #
- And a good night to all. #
- Today’s anger is brought to you by 6 slow vehicles driving on the fast lane.
Oblivious to everyone. #goodmorning # - The song “Spanish Sands” by @TheImagineers makes me want to Get on a horse and ride into the sunset of Barcelona. #andnevercomeback #
- “There’s a little black spot on the sun today.” #
- In the #music of my life, I’m just waiting for the guitar solo. Then, Boom!! #
- Apparently, my mp3 player/camera is also capable of phone calls. What will they come up next? #
- Holy shit. Milli Vanilli just came on.
Or is it them? #magic899 # - Happy Birthday, Norma Jean.
Cc: @MarilynMonroe # - Shout out to those who still wiggle it. Even just a little bit. #
- Shout out to all the jams that have been pumped up. #
- Shout out to those who go crazy when they hear a cymbal and a hi-hat with a souped up tempo. #
- “Don’t talk just kiss. Let your tongue fool around.” #
- Come to think of it, Venus truly was my fire and my desire. #
- The only problem with this national donut day is that I don't have one in my mouth #