Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora, going thru divorce.

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I knew it.
It was the inevitable.

As much as this saddens me,
a gorgeous female celebrity marrying a rock star is a disaster made in hell.

Haven’t they learned anything from Pamela and Tommy?
Billy and Christie?
Rene and Kenny?
Axl and himself, Slash, Stephanie, Erin?
Britney and that guy from Seinfeld?

This cursed union will never ever be.
Those celebrities who are still married to rock stars are also bound to this fate.

Because Rock Stars are arrogant, selfish, self absorbed, egotistical maniacs,
that they end up hurting their celebrity wives
because they can’t handle sharing the limelight with anyone.

So …. uhh..
Richie.
Call me.

Or at least confirm that you got the
flowers,
underwear,
letters I sent you back in the 80’s,
you two timing bastard.

Anyway,
Here are some cool links.

What’s special about that number? — stetson.edu (Because I am a geek)
100 Photographs that changed the world — digitaljournalist.org
Some of these are very funny — picturesofwalls.com
More Yeti Sports — Icicle Climb