What can you do?

All three of us here have been sick
like we were brewing the flu bug or something.

You know those medicines that say 8 to 12 hour relief from congestion, cough and fever?
Lies!! All lies!!

We brought Tyler to his Doctor, because he’s been sick for quite a while now,
It’s just nice that Tracy is a Registered Nurse,
that she gets to talk medical stuff to them and explains it all to me later.

The Doctor also noticed Tyler’s diaper rash and gave us this “Prescription Tushy Cream”
Since he concluded that what we were using wasn’t effective.

Prescription Tushy Cream??
Now, are people really abusing this stuff out in the streets that it has to be prescribed?

Is there a Betty Ford Rehab for Tushy Cream addicts out there?
Therapy sessions maybe?

Tyler’s Doctor sent us to the hospital for some tests,

Now one cool thing about this Hospital,
“Valet Parking” – Sweeeett!!!
And parking is free!!!
Free Parking!! A system that is unknown in Canada.

I don’t mind being sick,
Except for the cough.
I hate having the coughs.

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.

Especially when you’re asleep,
And you wake up just to cough.

Did I mention no cough medicine works?

I need to get out and get some fresh air.
The three of us here in this house are passing the virus to each other
like the Quaffle at the World Cup Quidditch Game.

Oh yeah, I read Harry Potter books 3 and 4 again.
And will start 5 soon.

Why?
Because I am sick.
And I am in the bathroom a lot.

Anyways,
What was I saying?

Oh yeah,
We need to get out and get some fresh air.
But it’s cold out.
We had freeze warning here in Florida for the last 5 days.