What a way to start

What a way to start the New Year.

Everyone in our household is sick.

Tyler has the coughs and fever,
Tracy has the chills, like she’s gonna shake out of her body,
(and she even had the flu shot).

And me, I have the body aches,
itchy throat, and snot altogether.

My God,
I am gonna die!

No wait,
I am going to throw up,

and then I’m gonna die.