Weekend gone!

As I sit here,
This Sunday night,

Wondering where did the freakin’ weekend go?

First, with the change in Daylight Saving Time,
with us springing forward, losing an hour,
you would think the week would have gone pretty fast.

But Noooooo!!!

Last week was long and slow.
Slower than a 3 legged turtle!

Then the weekend just flew by.
Quicker than a cat with its tongue out licking its ass.
Or something like that.

And Second,
Why does Friday afternoon the longest time at work,
And Sunday night is the shortest time at home?

What is the deal?

I remember coming home from work,
and it seemed like I just blinked and,
now I am getting ready to go back again.

Did I travel through time or something?

And some people would say,
that if you enjoy your work,
then you wouldn’t notice the time.

Well,
I say this to you.

If your work is so enjoyable,
then why do they have to pay you to do it?

And the sad thing is.
I go back,
because they do pay me.

I need it.
I owe a lot of money.

Man.
I suck at life.