Wednesday What If’s?

1. What if you had 24 hours to pack up and leave your country forever?

I’ll be like, “No need to pack! C’mon Let’s go!!
No wait! I need my toothbrush.”

2. What if you had 24 hours to get married?

I’ll be like, “Dude!!! Bachelor’s party!! Now!!!! Hurry!!!”

3. What if you had 24 hours to entirely change the way you look,
so much as to become unrecognizable?

I’ll be like, “Stupid witness protection program!”

4. What if you had 24 hours to make a scientific or historical discovery?

It would be nice to find a cure for Cancer,
To eliminate Heart Attacks,
Better Tornado warnings,
End World poverty and hunger,
And predict who’s gonna win the Stanley Cup Playoffs!

5. What if you had 24 hours to meet and befriend the leader of your country?

I’ll be like, “Hey dude, Should we lower taxes or decriminalize marijuana?”
Which one do you think is more important to the public?”

Anyways,

Today’s cool links:
Enjoy the Classic Atari game — Pitfall
Great 3D Fighter jet Game — SkyBolter
Classic Dispute Game — Rock, Paper, Scissors
Create your ideal mutant — Protozoo