There should be a law!

It’s Victoria Day today in Canada.
That holiday pretty much kicks off the start of ‘Summer’ up there.

Even though I live in the States, I should have the day off too.
It’s my right to celebrate and observe that Holiday!

I didn’t pass the Canadian Citizenship test
and swore allegiance to the Queen, Freddie Mercury for nothing!

It should be a freakin’ law!

And while I am at it,
I should also observe all Philippine Holidays too.
That would be awesome!

Now if only I can switch to a religion with the most holidays,
I’ll be all set!

As of this moment, it’s a toss up between,
Scientology or being a Sith Lord.