The War on Christmas

Written by Ty

One of the current news buzz around the country,
is the war on Christmas.

Apparently,
it has been considered by the politically correct police,
that Christmas is a very offensive word,
and they want all reference to the word “Christmas” be replaced by “Holiday.”

You know what?
They win.
I give in.

I have no problems,
saying Merry “Holiday” to everyone.

Buying “Holiday” gifts,
putting them under our “Holiday” tree
sending “Holiday” cards,
singing “Have yourself a very merry Holiday,”
or wonder if my true love gave me
a partridge in a pear tree on the 1st day of “Holiday.”

I wouldn’t dare offend anyone if I ever say the word “Christmas.”

Nope.
I have no problem with that whatsoever.

Only under one condition……….

That everyone agrees,
that we also change:

Hanukkah,
Kwanzaa,
Thanksgiving,
Chanukah,
Martin Luther King Day,
Valentines,
Mardi Gras,
Purim,
Easter,
Passover,
Mother’s Day,
Father’s Day,
Shavuot,
Independence Day,
Labor Day,
Columbus Day,
Veterans Day,
Rosh Hashanah,
Yom Kippur,
Sukkot,
Simchat Torah,
Ramadan,
Halloween,
Cinco De Mayo,
Visakah Puja,
Los Dias de los Muertos,

and,
Oh what the hell.
Let’s throw in our Birthdays too.

3 thoughts on “The War on Christmas”

  1. I don’t give a %^(^ what they say, Merry Christmas. After all, it was the day that Christ was born. Hence CHRISTmas.

    Merry Christmas Tyler, Tracey and Tyrone

    See you all soon,

    Sly & Chantale

  2. Do we go to China and tell them that we are offended by Buddha? Or, do we go to the Middle East and complain when they mention Mohammad? Absolutely not! Screw them then!

    This is the U.S. of A., Christian country founded and framed under the guidance of the Bible.

    Who cares what they say! Merry Christmas Tyrone! And Merry Christmas to your family too!

    And, Happy Birthday Jesus!

  3. Wow! This dates back 2005 pa! Uwi ka dito para maraming bumati Sayo Ng Merry Christmas. Karamihan Mga basurero, pulls, traffic enforcer, immigrations officer…. At syempre AKO! A blessed Christmas to you and your family. Don’t forget the reason for the season! 🙂

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