You know the problem with kids nowadays?
They are stuck listening to the boy bands and girl bands that dominate the airwaves these days.
With words like “Oops, I did it again.”
and “As long as you love me,”
or “It’s gonna be meeeyy.”
Oh Lord, No wonder they go back to their schools and shoot everybody.
They have no way to release their anger.
They do not know what loud hard rock music is or was.
Music that screams.
Music that Rock.
Music with attitude.
MOTLEY CRUE is a perfect example of this.
I only know a couple of songs by them because
I somehow always get distracted by the women in their videos.
But anyways,
I bought this DVD for Tracy as they are her favorite band of all time.
The show started as the two Crue sluts came out in their sexy clothes.
(I am not kidding, they are actually called Crue Sluts.)
Then Mick Mars (The Silent Shredder) came out on stage,
reving up his guitar for “Kickstart My Heart.”
Then Nikki Sixx came out, spitting out his drink towards the audience.
A talent I still need to perfect.
Then I realized that they have a girl drummer.
Samantha Maloney from Hole is substituting for Tommy Lee’s replacement, Randy Castillo.
This is going to be an interesting show since Motley Crue never had a girl drummer before.
(Well, maybe Tommy Lee, but anyways…)
Everyone is so pumped up to start the show.
The Amps are blasting like a pipe bomb exploding in your ears.
Then all of a sudden, Jon Lovitz came out.
Oh wait! No!
It’s Vince Neil.
Oh man. I wished the producers told him about this concert months before
so he could have at least lost some weight.
I know, I know.They are getting old and this might have been their retirement plan tour,
but nevertheless, they still put on a good show.
As Tracy did not stop with the Headbanging.
This proved once again that they are one of the great contributors of Rock!
Plus Samantha was kickin’ some ass with them drums.
Check out their new album “LEWD..”
and their new catchy rock song, “White Punks on Dope.”
I give the DVD a 9 out of 10.
9 for the Pure Maximum Rock Fun, and the -1 for the lack of girls flashing.
Randy Castillo
1950 – 2002