Someone from the Philippines,
Using an iPhone,
Spent almost 5 hours looking at my site.
Or searching for something.

That’s a lot of patience for viewing it on such a small screen.

I don’t even stay on here that long.
5 minutes.
Tops!

I hope you found what you’re looking for.

There is nothing remotely interesting on here.
Unless you find my awesome personality
and my vicious guitar talent amazing,
then message me.

I’m kidding. That wasn’t true.
I am not amazing at guitar.