Uh oh!
I got NBC’s attention.
Someone from their servers accessed my site,
according to my tracker shown here.
Along with that idiot spammer,
NBCUNI stands for NBC Universal
Well, that’s good.
I hope they read what I wrote
Watch it,
I’m going to get a letter from their lawyers
telling me to shut the hell up.
And force me to take down that picture I snapped from my TV.
Then I’ll tell them NO!
I’ll be like,
“Read my DISCLAIMER you fools!”
Then, they’ll be like,
“We did! You twit!”
Then they send me to jail.
Then I’ll be like,
“Oh crap!”
Oh well.
That’s fine.
I don’t care.
Jail shouldn’t be that bad.
Prisoners get fed 3 times a day.
And get free cable.
And they get to learn Michael Jackson dance moves.
Plus I already have a prison name.
I shall be known as (Frida the Fabulous) T-BONE the Terrible
*I’m kidding! Please don’t sue me! I am too fragile for jail!