If I get waken up by these 7 am lawnmowing shitheads again,
I am gonna lose it.

Not only that.. they all keep coming back the whole day”¦

There’s the pre-lawnmowing shithead that conditions the lawn,
then the big ass machine lawnmowing shithead,
then there’s the medium sized machine that takes care of the ones the big one didn’t see,
then there’s the handheld rotor mowing shithead, who comes and cuts the corners,
then the poopoohead who comes with a windblower who attempts to clean up the mess.
They do this the whole day. Repeatedly.

What I hate the most?
Apparently, they all know when Tyler is taking a nap.
Then they all come around, along with the kids in our neighborhood,
whose sole means of communication is to scream their ass away
until they blow out their o-ring.

Then the other night, a couple of teenagers pass by at 3 in the morning,
screaming like they were being chased by a knife,
which at that moment, I wished I did.

Oh man”¦ When is this going to end????

Neo, if you’re out there, I could use some help!!!!!
Bring Trinity with you just in case.