Oh man! I have waited for this day since Monday.
You could stick a fork at me because
I am sooo done like a medium well TBONE steak!!

As I was walking home,
I noticed my shoelace were untied.
(I don’t blame them, they wanted to start their weekend too.)

My poor shoes, they are getting so worn out like a hooker’s jaw.
I stopped to tie them, as this one notorious guy approached me.
Offering me if I would like buy a “Playstation 2” for a 100 bucks.

“No thanks, I got one.” -I said proudly.
“Laptop, brand Spankin’ new, Intel 1.1 Gig. Untracable.”
“Nope.”
“Digital Camera?”
“No thanks.”
“X-BOX?”
“I’ll take two!!” Can I get it on Monday?
“Can’t bro’. They’ll be gone by then.

I have never been so tempted to grab him with me and get $100 dollars from the money machine,
and get my XBOX tonight!

Oooohh I can only imagine the flawless 3D games,
the new action releases,
the amazing enjoyment I would get.
That would be very nice.

As he walks away, with frustration on both our faces,
I yelled and asked him one more thing.

“Hey bud!
You happen to sell some shoes?”