Things I learned from my Father.

1.) All women are crazy. That’s why we love them.
(Okay, maybe I learned that on my own.)

2.) Beer first before beauty.
(Umm, I think I learned that on my own too. After I got out of AA.)

3.) How to kill someone using just an aluminum foil and duct tape.
(I probably learned that on my own too.)

4.) You can only fit 3 bodies in a trunk of a car.
(Oh man, I learned that the hard way.)

5.) Ask a friend to bring an extra shovel.
Make sure friend will dig a hole in the ground without any question.
(Ahh! Darwin, my man! Such sweet memories huh?)

Alright!
Alright!
These may not be true.

But one thing my Dad taught me for sure was…

to have a “Sense of Humour.”

And also not to mix the whites form the colors.
Laundry days are a bitch!

Happy Father’s Day!