The other day I went to get me some contact lenses right?
Well because, I hate wearing glasses,
and it doesn’t make me cute like Harry Potter.

Plus I am tired of giving people the finger,
pretending I was adjusting my glasses.

So anyway,
the lady that was doing the retina exam,
she asked me to put my face against this huge camera, right?

And then, she continued on informing me the rundown of the process.
They take a picture of my eyes,
to see if it’s healthy or if there’s any point of concern.

“Fine.” I said.

Then she asked me to open my eyes as wide as I can.

And I did.

Then she insisted for me to open them wider.

I tried.

“Wider!” She said.

I struggled to have them as wide open as I can.
I was almost in tears,
forcing my eyebrows to pull my eyelids as high as they can.

Then I realized.

I am Asian.
I can’t open my eyes as wide as everybody else!

Then I started thinking about that lady, doing the retina exam,
forcing me to open my eyes wider.

I hope you choke you freakin’ racist!!!

Oh well,
here are some cool links so we can forget what I just wrote.

Sometimes I don’t have any clue what I write here,
and it feels like my head is gonna explode as soon as I have any idea
of what I was talking about.

Shheeesshh!!!

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