Music star, Yanni (Pronounced Yawn-ee),
was arrested in his Florida home,
charged with domestic violence.
As a guy who loves music,
I never made fun nor criticized this “New Age” kind of music.
Even though I suppose this music will eventually mess up your head,
and make you violent.
But, as I read about Yawn-ee’s arrest charges,
it kicks him up to a high spot on my “Hated People list.”
This just proves what I have been saying all these years.
“Husbands who hit their wives,
are just angry because,
these men don’t have any testicles.”
And even though you said you were sorry
and promised to never do it again,
it still doesn’t justify what you did.
Why don’t you just shave your butt,
wear a dress,
walk backwards
and call yourself “Nancy.”
God, I hate these people.