The season to be jolly has arrived.
Time to Deck the Halls.
Fa la la la la.. la la la la.

I wish I have Tracy’s stamina when it comes to Christmas shopping.
One thing I love about that woman is that she hates crowded clusterwhacked places like I do.
So she starts her Christmas shopping early.

Not me.
I am doing mine at Dec. 24. 11:00 PM
at the 24 hour WalMart.

So I don’t have to deal with the following:

• Traffic.
• Rude drivers who don’t use their turn signals.
• Never ending search for a parking spot.
• People who would knock you down in a heartbeat just to get their hands on a $29 DVD player.
• People who don’t know how to say excuse me.
• Inconsiderate jerks who don’t care that you have a baby with you.
• Cell phone yacking dimwits.
• The overhead P.A. system announcement which would blow your eardrums away.
  And they announce something every 5 seconds.
• Long lines at the checkout.
• The guy who sighs every 5 seconds at the checkout line because he has to wait and it messed up his schedule like he’s got somewhere important to go, then looks at his watch, and yacks on his cellphone.

And do you ever notice that something always happen at the cash right before your turn?
Like, the cash machine would break down, or the person in front of you would argue about something,
Or picked up an item without a tag so the teller has to announce it over the P.A.

And don’t you ever notice that people follow you everywhere at the store?
You know what I mean?
Like, when you are looking at something, and there would be no one around you,
For sure, after 10 seconds, hordes of people would be gathering around you,

looking at the same thing, or something by the aisle you’re in.

I HATE THAT!!!!

Or you would be going to a store, and there would be no one there,
seconds later, everyone and their cow would be there too.
Like someone announced over the P.A.:
“Attention shoppers,
Tyrone has just entered the Pottery Barn,
let us all barge in and annoy him. Thank you.
Don’t all go in at once. We don’t want to surprise him.”

I also hate it when people walk slowly and they totally block the whole aisle.
Oblivious to the fact that there might be people behind them
who would want to get on with their lives.

Also people who takes forever to order at the food court.
The menu has not changed in years people!!!!!!
They are all numbered and in combos to make it even easier for you!!!

What is the deal????

Okay, I better stop here.

I am trying to avoid checking myself in for Anger Management classes.

Now, what was I saying?
Oh yeah.

‘Tis the season to be jolly,
fa la la la la.. la la.. la “¦. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”¦..

Can’t you just feel the spirit of Christmas?