Under Crisis.

The United States officially declared today
that the country is under recession.

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So.. uhh
Happy Recession Day?

Do I get to wear a costume?

I am sorry.
That is not funny.

Recession is a serious thing.
People are out of work.
The economy is unstable,
and the public is under a sense of panic.

On a personal note though,
I officially declare myself
Under a state of
a “Mid-Life Crisis.”

Isn’t that the part of a man’s life where he wants to overhaul his entire being?

Throw in an “Identity Crisis” too, I guess.
Since I have no freakin’ clue who I am,
and always thinking about how it feels to be in someone else’s place.

Let’s toss an “Economic Crisis” in there,
Since my money matters are way freakin’ screwed.
No matter how I try to worry about this shit, it will always get messed up.

Let me add an “International Crisis” too,
Since this country is going through some tough times,
I pondered about moving somewhere else.
But I can’t find a country where there would be no one to piss me off.

How about some “Emotional Crisis?”
Since I go through emotions like a freakin’ teenage girl,
going through puberty and her monthly cycle.
Luckily I haven’t gone through a bucket of ice cream yet.

Which reminds me of having a “Health Crisis.”
Since I am getting older, all these pains and shit I noticed years ago
are taking their toll on me now.

Maybe some “Faith Crisis” too,
Since I do not know who to pray to
So I can finally have what I want.
(I am just kidding J.C. that was just for laughs)

I guess that’s why I can afford to crack jokes
even under these trying times.
I am used to battling these crises.

I know how these big corporations feel when there is a recession,
panicking and not knowing what to do.

Only difference is,
No one is going to bail me out.