Happy Independence Day!
Happy Fireworks Day!
Happy Beer Day!
Happy 4th of July!

You know what I don’t understand sometimes?
Is when people keep on lighting their firecrackers even before today.

It’s fine when you test one or two,
just to see if you didn’t get a bad batch.

Don’t get me wrong,
I like fireworks.
But to continuously light and fire them out,
days before the actual event,
just shows how much of a jerk you are.

And my next door neighbor has mastered that art.

He had to light his fireworks,
along with his drunk friends,
up until 11:30 last night,
on July 3rd.

I mean come on!
Save it for tomorrow, assface!
And what is the difference between the firecrackers you lit up now
than the ones you lit up 2 minutes ago?

I even saw him, light a couple up,
In mid daylight!!
Laughing hysterically right after he did so.
In mid daylight,
in 90 degree weather,
bright as bright can be.

It kind of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?

Oh man,
I am sure he lit up that last one at midnight,
Just to deliberately piss me off.

Now,
I have said it before, and I will say it again.

“Some people are still alive, because it is illegal to kill them.”
Oh and,
“Only stupid people are breeding.”

Happy 4th of July to all.