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Giving up.

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Sometimes when you least expect it
and when you feel hope has forsaken you,
Something like this would come across your way.

And you know what’s funny?
The picture has that “Lemonade” color and feel.

Hey! You!

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I know you’re reading this.
You saw this post.

This is your reminder to update this site!
You lazy Ass!!

(Don’t mind that. That’s a message for myself.)

Tweets from 2012-10-06

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  • Does anybody else catch something in their peripheral vision, thinking something was there? No? Just me?
    I watch too much suspense shit. #
  • Let’s call it a day, eh?
    Nite. #
  • I got a lot of drunk texts and drunk tweets last night. My family and friends likes the parteeeh!! Me? I slept like a rock star. #nolife #
  • Exactly! RT @iamSooTeeL: If we aren't supposed to eat midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a light? #
  • Savatage music to wake me up this morning. http://t.co/tOZQWEgj #

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Tweets from 2012-09-29

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  • Couldn’t agree more, brother.

    RT @Cholo4LF: There is happiness in each one of us….once you found it….never let go. #

  • To Tumblr or not to Tumblr?
    Will sleep on that one.
    Goodnight all. #
  • Listen here, God.
    I’m coming to your house, and you and I are going to have a serious talk. #
  • Okay. I’m here.
    Ah. I see you have wine.
    Well open it up and let’s do this. #
  • That was the nastiest instant miso soup lunch I have tasted in my life. Must wash that off my mouth with alcohol.
    I’ll probably die. #
  • We just had a death in the family, but I have to worry about someone else’s feelings? #sobrana #putangina #
  • Fact: “You are not responsible for someone else’s drama.”
    -And by “you” I meant me. #
  • How come I never knew about the emoji keyboard on this phone til now?
    Shows how much I care about emoticons. : ) #
  • If Starbucks comes to Passbook on IOS6, do I have to hand them my phone at the drive thru? My card gets dropped on the ground sometimes. #
  • I find it funny that I can carry out conversations, just by song lyrics.
    Cc: @duranobsessed #
  • What is this Gangnam style I keep hearing about?
    You know what? If its another “swag,” Nevermind. I don’t want to know. #
  • Someone just told me to have a nice day. Now I’m really pressured to have one. #
  • ..and the sign said you have to have a membership card to get inside. #
  • It’s lunch break Ma’am. The only hour where my bacon sandwich takes precedence over your printer problems. #memoirsofanITguy #
  • Oops. I forgot. I wasn’t supposed to post angry stuff on Facebook. People will inquire and fix your problems for you. #
  • Sometimes I can actually hear my hunger screaming at me. #
  • “Can I be wise and in love? No, not at the same time.” – @TheImagineers #SpanishSands #SongOfTheDay #
  • I’m pretty sure my life’s favourite movie is Groundhog Day. #herewegoagain #
  • Listen. This better be a hoax. it is not funny. – http://t.co/5QqvN94a #
  • I said goodbye to Donna Noble yesterday. Finished “Journey’s End.” That was quite a ride. Good to see everyone though. #DrWho #Allonsy #
  • I’m pretty sure nobody on the road wanted to reach their destination today. Especially this cop in front of me. #
  • That’s it. I have been transformed from a “Raging Workaholic” and became a “Working Rage-aholic.” #tookawrongturnsomewhere #
  • I can never trust those people who write Haikus. I always have to count while I read to make sure there are no mistakes. #
  • It takes a different kind of anger to have your day ruined even before 8am. Yup. Let’s see what else is in store for today. #goodmorning #
  • That train that just passed sounded like the Tardis. Oh and I just met the 11th. As well as Amy Pond. I like her too. #DrWho #iwatchtoomuch #
  • My guitar cover of Somebody by @depechemode #flashbackfriday http://t.co/s92gOWmj #
  • Hey @jojoqellis !!
    I miss singing with you. #
  • Why is it every time Apollo 13 is on, I have to watch it? Always. #

Tweets from 2012-09-22

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  • I just said goodbye to Rose Tyler.
    So yeah, I’m a little emotional. #defenderofearth #DrWho #
  • Those people who utter the words “Smooth as a baby’s bottom.” – I don’t trust them at all. Not one bit. #
  • I feel like I’m cheating on Rose Tyler, but I just met Martha Jones. And I like her. She’s no Rose, but I like her. Pretty cute too. #DrWho #
  • Oh, and I met this.
    And by “met” I mean “want.” #DrWho http://t.co/y9jB4U3o #

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Abuse

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This is something I learned a long time ago from a friend who told me how to define “abuse.”

“Once is enough.
Twice is too much.
Thrice is a poison
that can kill a person.”

Where do you set your limit?

Tweets from 2012-09-15

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  • Middle of the picture, wearing a suit.
    Oh Sir Paul. You’re so funny. 🙂
    RT @PaulMcCartney: Guess where I am? http://t.co/b7O7myBu #
  • “Someday you’ll be shedding your tears and then you’ll cry over me.” #
  • There might be something in the horizon for me. Let’s keep it on the down low for now just in case. #dontjinxit #
  • Guess who’s getting the sickies? #raiseshand #callingitaday #thatsallfolks #
  • My new sounds: Blues in E Major http://t.co/AhYdK7bj on #SoundCloud #
  • My new sounds: ESL Posse http://t.co/rwH4po20 on #SoundCloud #
  • Can't seem to finish a full mug of coffee lately. What the hell is wrong with me? #
  • What the? What kind of Twitter trends are those? Are all 13 year olds awake this early in the morning? #
  • ESL Posse – by Yours truly. @darwinmaming @Cholo4LF – http://t.co/3n55IxY8 #
  • Listen. I have less than 200 followers.
    My Tweets are allowed to suck! #twitterrules101 #
  • For some reason, my neighbors started being nice to me. Now I know why.

    -The kid told his friends I fix computers. #

  • Six episodes of #DrWho in the last 5 hours. Is that bad? Of course not. #mymarathon #
  • I met the Dalek’s Emperor, Cat Nurses, Queen Victoria, a Werewolf, K9 and a new Doctor. #geekalert #
  • “Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.” – Sarah Jane Smith #DrWho #quoteoftheday #
  • That’s it for today! À la prochaine. #
  • “Human Race. Give anyone a chance to take control, and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life.”
    – #DrWho #quotes #
  • "When someone you love becomes a memory,
    the memory becomes a treasure." #neverforget #sept11 http://t.co/tLBVLZws #
  • Sometimes I wonder what “Speed” AT&T is talking about. #firstworldproblems #unusable http://t.co/Iy15j8UJ #
  • Apple is going to make my phone obsolete by tomorrow. #shutupandtakemymoney #
  • Me: Goodness! My belly is like a watermelon.

    Kid: No, Dad! More like a blimp.

    -in other news: 9 year old boy looking for home. #

  • Alright, Hump Day.
    Show me what you got. #goodmorning #
  • Here’s a picture of me and some friends already waiting to get the new iPhone. http://t.co/lLI23xLZ #
  • I’m just kidding! #MostCommonLies #
  • I don’t want it. #MostCommonLies #
  • I won’t laugh. I promise. #MostCommonLies #
  • I want the phone, but I’m not gonna get up that early to order it. I’m crazy about it, but not batshit crazy! #
  • I unfollowed a whole bunch of accounts and it actually felt good. Those who unfollowed me may be on to something. #smarterthanithought #
  • It's maddening sometimes!! http://t.co/JgTDNiSc #
  • 800$ for the phone that I want?
    I’d rather sell my soul to the carrier on contract. Wait. What? #
  • Cheers to you. http://t.co/ArvHl0Yl #
  • Time to say #goodnight people. I’m letting you all know because we care about our sleep schedule like we all care about pictures of dinner. #
  • I take back why I said.
    I am batshit crazy. #
  • My brother video called me just to show me he scored some
    Sugar cane. Now I’m craving some. #foodtweets #
  • Yes.
    Apple is my Oprah. #iphone5 #
  • #flashbackfriday – Never Say Never cover. http://t.co/saoXcygq #
  • I can’t explain how much.
    RT @MarilynMonroe: How beautiful is Marilyn in this photo? http://t.co/40NksIws #

Tweets from 2012-09-08

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