In recent news,
One of the most brilliant tv shows, Dead Like Me, comes back
on it’s 2nd season only on “Showtime”.

In other news,
Guess who doesn’t have “Showtime“?

In recent news,
Eric Johnson, one of the great guitar virtuoso gods of our time,
is playing in Austin, Texas tonight.

In other news,
Guess who is 1,045.50 miles from Austin Texas? (yup, mapquested it)

In recent news,
Loyal fans remember the early 90’s hit metal band, Mr. Big,
who broke up 2 years ago.

In other news,
Guess who never saw them play together? (and never will)

In recent news,
Consumers are furious about certain lines of Sony laptops
with a major memory defect.

In other news,
Guess who purchased one of those laptops, and is having the same problem?

In recent news,
House sub committee debates on the age old question,
Why can’t you buy just the cable channels you actually watch?

In other news,
Did I mention I don’t have “Showtime”?

Yes, I did change the intro page.
Complete with a disclaimer and everything.

I am tired of that Flash animation crap that doesn’t really do anything.
Plus the “Enter” text button doesn’t work with Internet Explorer 6,
no matter how much I tried to fix it.
Microsoft hates me.

So I guess,
Welcome to denofmusic.com version 3.1

I am also working on the other pages.
Trying to re-design the “Photos”,
And trying to add more songs in “Chorus”.
(which was the real reason why I started this site)
Now it’s just full of crappy writings.

Anyway.
Speaking of IE6,
It has been more than a year since I made the switch to a different browser
and mail client.

With all the security vulnerabilities of Internet Explorer and Outlook Express,
and the way some sites hijack your browser preferences,
and execute malicious scripts,
I sure am glad I made that decision.

Here are some proof:

Article 1 Article 2 Article 3 Article 4

The interwebnet is a very crucial part of my day to day activities.
Besides email, this website and some unmentionables,
I also manage my finances through it.
(Well, when I say manage my finances, I mean manage my broke-ness)
So, I’d rather be on the side of caution.

I still use IE6, for those websites that can only be viewed by it.
Because some people enjoy being attacked for some apparent reason.

Mozilla tops my list. I highly recommend it.
(Especially the “tabbed-browsing” feature.)
Although “Firefox” and “Thunderbird” are really getting very useful. (and fast)

I know some people don’t like change,
I was a little apprehensive and hesitant too at first,
But for your security and peace of mind, it’s really worth it.

Check them out.

So, I hope the new Intro works for you guys.
Let me know what you think.

I better finish this,
because my laptop battery only lasts 38 minutes.
I (want) need a new one.
Stupid laptop.

Oh and,
Happy 2 Months, honey!

I think that is the real reason for today’s celebration.
Although it is more known as 4th of July,
People here actually say “Happy 4th of July!”
Which would be the same as saying, “Happy 25th of December!”
(I assume people already know today’s date.)

Like, I always say,
Holidays and celebrations are not just about Fireworks, Food and Family.
(Okay, maybe food is good)
As long as people truly know the reason behind today’s event, it’s all fine.

Last month, we visited the “Liberty Bell” and the “Independence Hall” in Philadelphia.
The place truly is a great historic site.
That place moved me even though I am not an American.
(Okay, the strange feeling was probably from the Philly Cheese Steak)

But it’s also amazing to see, that when we were there for the tour,
and the tour guide was asking random questions about American History to the crowd,
most of the answers he got were wrong.
At first there was silence, which I thought everyone was just shy to answer the question,
but the real reason was that no one knew the correct response.

First, I snickered a little bit,
realizing how most Americans don’t know much about their history.
Then it hit me.

I realized how much I do not know about Philippine History.
Canadian History, I know some,
because I had to take the Citizenship exam.
Plus I had to swear allegiance to the Queen, Freddie Mercury.

But if I got asked about Philippine History,
I’ll be like a monkey trying to solve a math problem.

I shouldn’t say that, I do know some.
But I am sure I don’t know the major reasons why my country became what it is today.

Like,
Why did she become a Republic?
Why and how did she get involved in the Second World War?
How did we come about celebrating our own Independence Day of June 12?
What really happened in the Spanish Colonialism?
The war of Independence?
The Japanese Occupation?
Her return to Democracy?
Why do we like Spicy foods?
Why are we obsessed with wrestling?
And why do we point with our lips?

Oh man! I have a lot of reading to do.
My high school history teacher would kill me.

Happy Independence Day to all.
And a Happy Filipino-American Friendship day to my folks back home.

Thank a Veteran for your Freedom!
And know your history.

How weird is this?
It’s my very first Canada Day, outside of Canada.
Well, technically, since 1994.

But, I do miss my Land of the North.
From far and wide, the land of strong and free.

I am surely going to miss walking downtown towards the “Hill“,
watching the free concerts, Enjoying the street shows,
and meeting hundreds of drunk people, shit-faced to the extreme.

That’s a true Canadian term eh?
Shit-Faced-Drunk.
I don’t think I have ever heard that anywhere else.
The thing is, when you say this to somebody that’s drunk,
they’ll acknowledge it, and they will laugh with you,
then at themselves. (True Story)

Here are other things I miss about Canada. (Excluding the Government)

1. Tim Horton’s – The ultimate doughnut and coffee shop. No one can argue this. Case closed.

2. Canadian Beer – Even though I have been sober for years, this is good stuff. Plus it’s stronger than American beers.

3. Hockey – I have never played the game, but I have enjoyed its excitement completely. (Also, on a side note, A guy can get onto a bus wearing goalie pads, a helmet – everything but the skates, and nobody gives him a second look.)

4. Canadian Tire – You will never meet anyone without a stash of their own Canadian Tire Money.

5. Chapter’s – My ultimate Book Store

6. Poutine – Fries with Cheese Curds and gravy. Oh man! You have never lived until you tried this stuff.

7. Ketchup flavored chips.

8. Toonie Tuesdays at KFC

9. Swiss Chalet – The bowl of lemon water they give you at the end is for you to wash your hands. Not to be taken internally.

10. Beaver Tails – especially with a hot boiling cup of cocoa.

11. The Metric System – I like my distance in Kilometers, thank you. On a side note, people tell their distance in times, like, “It’s about a 15 minute drive.”

12. I miss calling my z’s, Zed.

13. I miss calling RestRooms, Washrooms.

14. I miss calling my “ass”, my “bum”.

15. I miss calling napkins, Serviettes.

16. Nanaimo Bars – a chocolate brownie that is so sweet, it’s major ingredient is tooth decay.

17. Kraft Dinner – For someone who’s lactose intolerant, I have consumed hordes of KD. (see numbers 13, 14 and 15.)

18. Conversations about the weather – A typical weather conversation lasts an average of 17 – 25 minutes.
Depending on the weather condition or the severity of the cold.

19. Block heaters – Electrical plugs sticking out from under the hoods to prevent engines from freezing.

20. The cool factor of driving with gloves.

21. Driving around in the snow, making doughnuts.

22. When it’s freezing rain, then you step on the brakes, you go faster.

23. Health Care – Nobody worries about losing a life’s savings or a home because of illness.
(That’s if you don’t die in the waiting room.)

24. You can go outside at 2 in the morning and still feel safe.

25. Boxing day – Where everything is on sale!

26. The Tulip Festival – I had to insert this here, because Tracy loves them flowers.

27. …and most of all my family and friends.

Happy Canada Day to my peeps up North.
May your barbecues flaming,
and your beers flowing!

God keep our Land,
Glorious and Free.

Oh Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.

I knew this day would come!
I have checked the stats on who sees my site,
and there was 2 people who viewed my website from New Zealand!

Click Here —->

I knew it!
It had to be from the Shire.
It must be Frodo.
Then he told Samwise to check it out too.

It had to be.
I just don’t see Rachel Hunter,
who is a native of New Zealand,
checking this crappy website out.

Ha!
Finally!!

Now, when they see this site again. (hopefully)

A big “Shout Out” to all you admirable Hobbits in the Shire!
Word up to all Bagginses and Boffins,
All Tooks and Brandybucks,
and Grubbs, and Chubbs, and Burrowses,
and Hornblowers, and Bolgers, Bracegirdles.
Peace Out to the Goodbodies, Brockhouses and Proudfoots.

What’s up y’all!!!

Oh,
and Frodo,

Call me.

Date of letter:
Sometime in March of 2004

From:
Revenue Canada

Message:
We have an unclaimed check here in our agency
with an amount of $500 for your Child Tax Benefit.
It has been here since Oct. of 2003.
Please give us a call so we can update our files and mail you the check.

Sometime between that original date, and the present time,
that check has been mailed to us,
received,
mailed back to bank in Canada,
deposited,
and spent.

Date of letter:
June 18, 2004

Date letter received:
June 24, 2004

From:
Revenue Canada

Message:
We have determined that you were overpaid, with an amount of $300.
We may use all or part of any current or future entitlement to reduce this debt.
Please use the enclosed envelope for your payment.

Sometime between reading this letter, and writing this post.
I have this in mind,

This mistake was not seen between the months of Oct 2003 until June of 2004?
Probably done by someone who the government hired for the summer,
who can’t tell their 5’s from 2’s.

For crying out loud Canada, leave me the hell alone!
I am tired of getting stress from you!
You’ll get your money when I get it.

“I can’t hear you Dad. I have a banana in my ear!”

I have been a “stay-at-home” dad now for….

Wait let me re-phrase that.

I have been a “Domestic Engineer” for more than a year now.
And I must admit, this really is the hardest job I ever had.

Sometimes, I am just so Mr. Mom ‘ed out,
I feel like I am going to lose my mind.
Sometimes whenever Tracy comes home from work,
and she takes care of Tyler,
I had to go in our bedroom and give myself an attitude adjustment.
You just have to find ways to clear your mind.

It’s also hard when you spend most of your day,
watching Sesame Street,
Teletubbies,
Boobah,
and Blues Clues.

It’s not that bad, really.

Blues Clues is funny,
Teletubbies is just plain weird.
Plus I think the teletubby-land hills, where they live,
is where Peter Jackson filmed the Shire.
Check it out. I kid you not.

Boobah I can’t stand.
I can actually feel my IQ drop when I see that show.
Even Tyler doesn’t pay attention to it.
It’s just the only show right between Sesame Street and Teletubbies.
I just don’t trust puppets who make farting sounds when they walk.

I do love Sesame Street.
That show taught me the English language when I was a kid.
Not to mention who the people are in my neighborhood.
You know, the people that you meet each day?

Well, except for that 5 dollar prostitute that comes out every night.
I wasn’t allowed to go out at that time. So I never actually met her.
But I heard she was quite nice.

But anyway,
As much as I like that show,
I kinda miss the old Sesame Street.

I miss Kermit.
I miss it when he’s out reporting for the news.
Oh well, I guess you just have to answer when Hollywood calls.

Didn’t Oscar the Grouch used to be Orange?
Or is it just me?

I can’t stand Baby Bear.
He needs to learn his pronunciations of R’s and W’s.

They need to have someone as cool as The Count.

Elmo is Tyler’s favorite.
He’s cool and all, but he is starting to get on my nerves.

Elmo is not the Bread and Butter of that show.
You just see him a lot because kids like him.
He is not the most hardworking of them all.
You know who is?

Grover!

Grover is my man!

He’s a waiter at that restaurant,
He reports from other places in the world,
He delivers the mail,
He’s also a musician and a singer,
And along with teaching kids as a professor,
he’s a pretty cool superhero too.
(and don’t you think Grover and Yoda have the same voice?)

Cookie Monster is great as well.
I love the way he struggles with himself,
If he was going to eat that cookie with a letter, or not.
He is really funny.

Ernie and Bert has taught me the meaning of friendship.
They argue and agree on so many things.
Even though Ernie’s got that obsession with his rubber duckie,
And Bert with the pigeons, I still like those two.
Inspite of the gay rumours that surrounds them.

Big Bird is just freaky.
Even I started to doubt him about his invisible, imaginary friend,
Snufflela….snuflepag….snufu….. The Elephant!
Crap I can’t spell it.

But, now everybody can see that Snufflelapagus guy.
Because it’s just too weird to hear voices and pretend you’re talking to someone.
People will start talking about you.
That’s not good.

I also learned some Spanish words, because of Maria and Luis,
Abierto, Cerrado, Gracias, Si, Que Pasa, Uno, Dos, Tres Cervesas Por Favor,
Leche, Besa Mi Culo, Punyeta! ….wait……
I think I learned those somewhere else.

It was also so funny,
When my brother and I would act out scenes from that show,
and my nieces would laugh so hard at us.
I think it’s because they know the show,
or we just look silly and stupid.

Anyhow, Sesame street has been the official kid’s show worldwide.
Even a spin off was created back home in the Philippines. – (Batibot)

So in conclusion,
Even though I whine and complain about being at home,
not having a job.
And the stress of being a Mom.

I just take a look at that picture on top of this post.

And it’s all so worth it.
I wouldn’t trade it for anything else.

— this little update was brought to you by,
The letter “F”.
And “U”.
And by the number, “11”.

To Mike and Becky.
A bouncing baby boy!
Fun times ahead for you guys.
Cherish every moment.

Check out Mike’s site here —-> BMnet.ca

Have you ever known or talked to someone who just doesn’t get it?
I mean, I understand some people are just plain assholes,
but some people just don’t get it.

Now I know, I too am guilty of this from time to time.
But I blame that on alcohol, fatigue, stress or just plain stupidity.
But at least, I have a sense of humour.
(I spell humor with a “u” because we Canadians love to shove it in there)

Is it a difference in our upbringing?
Is it the way our surroundings influence us?
Is it just that some people have no sense of humour?

You know what I am talking about.
You have seen these types of people.

They are the anal-retentive ones at your workplace.
They are the ones who look so serious at the airport,
walking very fast like they have to be somewhere important.
They are the ones who talk throughout the movie and kick your seat too.
The ones who talk so loud on their cell phones,
reading each and every movie title at Blockbusters, like it’s a life or death situation.

The ones who think their job is so important and stressful
that they make everything miserable for you too.
Insurance people, Bank and Loan managers, the lady at the Driver’s License Bureau.

You know what I’m talking about.

Here’s a perfect example.

When we were in Philadelphia last week,
Walking down it’s streets like a Bruce Springsteen song,
We wanted to get ourselves some Philly Cheese Steak,
Because that’s what you do when you are in Philly.
(Well, that and run up Rocky Balboa’s famous steps)

So anyway, we found this little restaurant bar that serves them.
So “in” we go right? I rolled Tyler’s stroller towards the door.

But then the Server at the bar hollered at me and she said,
“I can’t have the kid inside here; you must take him upstairs to the restaurant.”

I looked up, and saw the spiral staircase that leads to the 2nd floor.
There is no way will I lug the stroller up there
with all these children toys and paraphernalia’s.

So I looked at her, then I looked at the stairs and looked at her again.
With a smile on my face, I said:
“Can the kid stay if he orders a beer?”

The lady looked at me like I was Apollo Creed disrespecting Rocky.
She just had that empty look on her face waiting for me to leave.

It was a joke! Geez!

Oh and here’s another one.

While on the plane back home,
Tracy and I were annoyed at how rude the flight attendants were,
like they are the ones who own the plane.

This airline shall remain nameless, due to confidentiality reasons.
All I can say is that this airline,
D elays E very L uggage T hrough A tlanta.

So anyway,
I won’t go through the details how they were rude to us because,
well, because it’s a long story and I am getting kinda hungry.
Just know that they are bitches to the highest degree.

Back to my story,
The passenger beside us was asking the flight attendant
where he can change his 11 day old baby’s diaper.

Of course, she was rude to him too,
saying that it’s impossible for him to do that since there are no changing area on the plane.

The guy was kind enough to understand and told her that it was not her fault.

Then the flight attendant said,
“See, these planes were made in the 70’s.
Not very many people fly with babies back then.”

Then she looked at us too, trying to give us the hint.

So I said,
“Well, the reason why not very many people fly in the 70’s,
is because most of them are already high.”

Then she looked at me like I shouldn’t be in that flight.
She probably wondered how I got past security.
While the guy beside me was laughing,
and tried to explain to her my little remark.
Still the lady didn’t get it.

These are just examples of my little rant.

Some people get it.
Some people don’t.

Just like what Dr. Phil said,
“Be the one who gets it.”

You know, I hope this world we live in is just a great big joke.
Because, I surely don’t get it.

Music was one of my parts … like my blood.
It was a necessity for me, like food or water.
— Ray Charles (1930 – 2004)

The thing about Ray Charles is that,
when he sings his songs and when he sings a note,
he “feels” that note.

It’s like it is coming from somewhere deep within.

Thank you very much, Sir Charles.