Yesterday,
We trimmed the trees around our house.
And I must say,
For an amateur,
I did pretty good, cutting that damn forest,
with only a minor scratch injury.
Which was entirely my fault.
I realized I miscalculated the length of that huge ass branch
right after it fell on me.
Also considering that there was a freakin’ chain saw
held by only four screws,
on a questionable 10 foot pole
right on top of me,
I think I did quite well.
Happy Independence Day!
Happy Fireworks Day!
Happy Beer Day!
Happy 4th of July!
You know what I don’t understand sometimes?
Is when people keep on lighting their firecrackers even before today.
It’s fine when you test one or two,
just to see if you didn’t get a bad batch.
Happy Birthday Darwin!
President Bosco91.com
Original ESL Posse member.
My Co-Founder of the “Golkeb Kemala” Brotherhood.
My Best Friend.
I wish you all the best, Bro.
Hopefully we’ll see each other again, soon.
You know you have too much on your mind when:
Instead of putting toothpaste,
you pour your Contact Lens Solution
on your toothbrush.
(sighs)
This is going to be a good day.
In the spirit of Canada Day,
and because I am missing the celebrations up in the Great White North,
I thought I’d share these with you.
Things I have learned when I lived there.
And of course, I have found these all throughout the intarwebnet.
Because, “Plagiarism” is one of the skills I have truly mastered.
That and “Forgery.”
You know you’re Canadian when:
All day long today,
I kept on complaining how slow the day was.
I was busier than a tick on a dog today,
but everytime I look at the clock,
it seems to be in a standstill.
Either it was,
or Hiro was playing a trick on me.
Then as I found out.
Today is the “Summer Solstice.”
The maximum length of time between sunrise and sunset.
The longest day of the year.
And to satisfy your curiosity,
the shortest day for this year (Winter Solstice)
is December 22nd.
See.
I know interesting trivia like these.
I learned all this from Trebek.
Watching Jeopardy makes me really smart.
I am so smart, I am practically retarded.
Click this link to see two of my favourite TV shows merge as one.
Things I learned from my Father.
1.) All women are crazy. That’s why we love them.
(Okay, maybe I learned that on my own.)
2.) Beer first before beauty.
(Umm, I think I learned that on my own too. After I got out of AA.)
3.) How to kill someone using just an aluminum foil and duct tape.
(I probably learned that on my own too.)
4.) You can only fit 3 bodies in a trunk of a car.
(Oh man, I learned that the hard way.)
5.) Ask a friend to bring an extra shovel.
Make sure friend will dig a hole in the ground without any question.
(Ahh! Darwin, my man! Such sweet memories huh?)
Alright!
Alright!
These may not be true.
But one thing my Dad taught me for sure was…
to have a “Sense of Humour.”
And also not to mix the whites form the colors.
Laundry days are a bitch!
Happy Father’s Day!
Got this from Nikki
Hmm. I wonder why I ended up as him?
| You Are Big Bird |
 Talented, smart, and friendly… you’re also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you live your life: Joyfully. “Super. Duper. Flooper.” |
There’s More!
I know why the Senators Lost the Stanley Cup.
It’s not because they played bad.
It’s not because they weren’t good enough.
The reason they lost
is because…
I wanted them to win.
I don’t even know why I even bother to hope.
That is “Life’s” funny way of kicking me in the balls.
Hostie! Toi, mon tabarnac de ciboire de St. Sulpice,
tu me fais chier en christ!
Crap!
I need help to pronounce all that.
(Sorry about that.)
Now I go to the bathroom and weep.
We lost Game 4.
I’m going to be in my dark place for a while.
That’ll prevent me from punching myself in the spine.
I’m going now.
We’ll see how it goes on Wednesday.
