Things I learned from my Father.

1.) All women are crazy. That’s why we love them.
(Okay, maybe I learned that on my own.)

2.) Beer first before beauty.
(Umm, I think I learned that on my own too. After I got out of AA.)

3.) How to kill someone using just an aluminum foil and duct tape.
(I probably learned that on my own too.)

4.) You can only fit 3 bodies in a trunk of a car.
(Oh man, I learned that the hard way.)

5.) Ask a friend to bring an extra shovel.
Make sure friend will dig a hole in the ground without any question.
(Ahh! Darwin, my man! Such sweet memories huh?)

Alright!
Alright!
These may not be true.

But one thing my Dad taught me for sure was…

to have a “Sense of Humour.”

And also not to mix the whites form the colors.
Laundry days are a bitch!

Happy Father’s Day!

Got this from Nikki

Hmm. I wonder why I ended up as him?

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly… you’re also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you live your life: Joyfully. “Super. Duper. Flooper.”

There’s More!

(more…)

I know why the Senators Lost the Stanley Cup.

It’s not because they played bad.
It’s not because they weren’t good enough.

The reason they lost
is because…

I wanted them to win.

I don’t even know why I even bother to hope.

That is “Life’s” funny way of kicking me in the balls.

Hostie! Toi, mon tabarnac de ciboire de St. Sulpice,
tu me fais chier en christ!

Crap!
I need help to pronounce all that.

(Sorry about that.)

Now I go to the bathroom and weep.

We lost Game 4.

I’m going to be in my dark place for a while.
That’ll prevent me from punching myself in the spine.

I’m going now.

We’ll see how it goes on Wednesday.

Memorial Day 2007

Thank you to all the Men and Women,
who have given their all.

So you and I can hear the sound of Freedom.

Breathe the air of Independence.

And taste the sweetness of Liberty.

Thank you, Sir’s and Madam’s.

Thank you.

Happy Birthday to you Uncle Sly!

You know I just realized,
how you have influenced me with regards to my Rock music taste.
Influenced my desire for I.T. Technology,
and how I dealt with people, back in the day
when we used to work together.

I noticed that,
the only thing I haven’t gotten from you,
is your involvement with Wrestling.

I guess, I still can’t fathom the fact that it is rigged.

Plus I can’t think of a wrestling name for me.

How about T-Bone Gordo?

Happy Birthday, Sir!
All the best to you.

Are you?

Season Finale in 1 hour!

Ate my dinner.
Did my chores.
Played with the child.

I am ready.

Nothing will make me leave my seat,
while this show is on.

Nothing.

Wait.
I better pee.

**A big thanks to Maita for the shirt.

First I would like to thank
Captain Daniel Alfredsson,
for the winning overtime goal.

Bring “The CUP” Home, Sirs.

Now,
my letter.

May 19, 2007

Dear NBC scheduling management.

Today was the National Hockey League,
Eastern Conference Final, between the Buffalo Sabres and the Ottawa Senators.

(more…)

Ty:
“I’ll take STORY OF MY LIFE for $400, Alex.”

Trebek:
“Answer:
The reason why the Senators lost game 4.”

(Ty presses the buzzer!)

Ty:
“What is:
Because I wanted them to win.”

Trebek:
“You are correct!
You never get what you want.
You’ll never get what you want!
Life hates you!
Bwahahahaa!!
Mwwaahahhahaa!!!!”

Trebek is “Da Debil.”

And “Da Debil” is my best friend.

Game 2 tonight.
Eastern Conference Final.

Who’s my team?

Click here.

I stayed up past midnight
listening to the game on the internet,
after 2 overtimes,
with a sweet 4-3 win, against the Sabres.

Sowwweeeet!

Good thing they won,
because I am not in a very good mood.

Either it’s my new diet,
or this schizophrenia kicking in.

No matter.
My team won, and that puts a smile on my face.
(Okay. Maybe there was no smile.)

**I’m terribly sorry about those pictures.
I had to show something that says “I’m a big Sens fan.”
but the only thing it showed is that “I have a big head.”