That is actually the title of a Paul Gilbert song.

It came on my iPod today while I was driving
and it made me remember one of my crazy mannerisms.

I always have a tune inside my head,
and I use my teeth to play them out.
I grind them according to the beat I’m thinking of.

It never stops!
My teeth is an instrument I constantly play.

It goes on and off the whole day sometimes without me knowing.
And by the time I notice it, it’s because it has given me a headache.
I’m pretty sure I grind my teeth when I sleep too,
synchronized with my R.E.M. state.

I tried redirecting this by playing the beats through other means.
I whistle.
I hum.
I tap on the desk with my fingers.
I move my feet in a rhythm.
I play with my zipper just like a DJ scratch.
I tried them all.
It doesn’t work.

As much as I love music,
There has got to be an easier and effective way to stop this.

Or else, with all the music I keep on playing in my head,
I’ll end up with no teeth and just a nub.
I don’t know what a Nub is, but it sure sounds like a gummy mouth.

I can’t accept that.
I have to have teeth.
I like to eat corn.

No, no!
Not Nude Den.

New Den.
Like a new room.
Or an area.

It’s right there on my sidebar.
It’s from Posterous.com
The big “” icon

I wanted to find the easiest way
For me to post pictures while I am mobile
straight to this site.
Twitpic doesn’t really help,
so I am going to have to remove that one too.

Posterous is the easiest way for me to do it.
Well, WordPress for iOS is good too, but it is not as stable.

Plus I got sucked into this Instagram photo sharing thing too.
And every time I add a pic, it pushes to Posterous, Facebook or Twitter.
So now I get to update all Dens, with less effort and time.

I know you don’t really care,
and it’s not like you follow any of my crap.
But it’s a way for me to allow this site to grow.
I need to grow. I like change.

And hey,
If I can’t improve on my music and looks,
At least I can give you the illusion that I am hip, trendy,
and abreast with new cool technologies.

(Heeheehee. a-breast)

“It’s funny how
when someone say they Love you,
you can’t really feel it.

But when they say
they don’t Love you anymore,
you can feel every ounce of what was drained
out of your entire being.”

– (Anonymous)

Don’t pretend you don’t know why there are no updates here.
And it has not really been a secret.

There are no updates because….

It’s the Playoffs Season!
Both NHL and NBA.

I love this time of year.
It’s the only time when I am completely useless.

The rest of the year, I am just “mostly” useless.
But during this time?
Com-plete-ly!!