Oh My God!!!
I want this! I want this! I want this!
I want this! I want this! I want this!
I want this! I want this! I want this!
Category: Just dabbling
Un-Freakin’-Believable!!
Everytime I put Tyler to sleep,
something would always happen.
Today was even extra annoying!
Last night, Tyler was sick, and he threw up twice.
And I mean, projectile-Exorcist-movie-style vomit.
He has been cranky all day, wiggles and squirms too.
Which makes him very very tired.
But, he is so curious of everything around him,
that he would do absolutely anything to keep himself awake.
Making him go to sleep, or even a nap is like
forcing a circle where a square should be.
So we work so hard to put him to sleep,
Tyler will fight it like a fly caught in a spider’s web
Once he gives in and falls asleep.
The phone would ring.
I mean every freakin’ time.
It’s like someone is doing a constant
surveillance on us,
like:
Okay, the kid is asleep…
Now he is laying him down…
okay…okay… steady…..steady…
ready on the speed dial….
steady……steaaadddyyyyy..
NOW!!!!!!!!!!..
RIIIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAHHHHHH!!MMMTTHHRRFFFRRRCCKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!
It never fails.
It’s either the phone,
or Nimbus would see his boyfriend Sparky outside,
Barking like crazy, wanting to smell his nuts.
Tracy and I almost lost it, and told everybody off.
She is tired, I am tired,
and Tyler is sick.
And to finish our night,
at around 8 o’ clock,
some guy from Bell Canada rang our doorbell.
(which drove the dog crazy and charged to the door, barking, slipping and sliding like a cartoon)
Then this guy is asking if we have internet
and if we would like to subscribe to Sympatico.
I mean come on!!!
8 o’ clock at night?
Tracy almost tore his head off.
I swear.
You know sometimes,
Tracy and I talk about other Parents, who have kids.
and how they deal with situations like this.
Or better yet,
Parent’s who have twins or triplets.
She said,
“You never hear about those people complaining.”
I said,
“Yes. That’s because I think they already killed themselves. “
I need some sleep.
Oh and a happy Cinco de Mayo!
Friday Five
Last Friday’s Friday Five.
Man, I suck!
1. Name one song you hate to admit you like.
— Girl I’m gonna miss you , by Milli Vannili
(Or was it them?)
2. Name two songs that always make you cry.
— Ikaw Lamang – by Zsa Zsa Padilla (Filipino Artist)
**this one always makes my eyes water whenever I play it at weddings.
— And, Count Your Blessings (From White Christmas),
**I am not sure who did this one, but it goes..
When I worry, and I can’t sleep
I count my blessings, instead of sheep.
I think it was sang by Ella Fitzgerald.
3. Name three songs that turn you on.
— I am a guy, I do not need any song to turn me on!
4. Name four songs that always make you feel good.
— Cliffs of Dover, by Eric Johnson,
— The Tempest, by Vinnie Moore
— You Give Love A Bad Name, by Bon Jovi
— Always With Me, Always With You, by Joe Satriani.
(Listen to my rendition of it in “Chorus”)
5. Name five songs you couldn’t ever do without.
— Any song by Eric Johnson, Paul Gilbert, Joe Satriani and Bon Jovi.
oops, I gave four artists instead.
Man, I suck.
Links for today:
How cool is this — Honda Ad
Who’s your celebrity match?? — Find out here.
I ended up with Tracy’s Favorite. (Julia Roberts)
I can’t wait to see X-men 2
(Cool Flash anim.)
I helped them win
Tonight, I helped the Ottawa Senators
win game 3 against the Flyers.
How did I do it?
During the crucial moment when they really need to score,
I switched to another channel.
Yup.
Everytime I watch them, they lose.
You know why they lost Game 2? I watched the whole game.
I sometimes have to force myself to watch crappy tv shows like
Popstars or any reality show.
Hopefully, we get Game 4 too.
Let’s check the TV guide what else is on that day.
Ooohhhh! Scooby doo on The Movie Network.
If I was Shaggy.. I’ll be like – Zooiikkss!!
FRIDAY FIVE
1. What was the last TV show you watched?
— Tech TV/Extended Play
2. What was the last thing you complained about?
— The Stickers that they stick on fruits. Sometimes I just don’t bother.
3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say?
— I complimented my ever loving Tracy for a nice, excellent meal she made me.
4. What was the last thing you threw away?
–– It’s garbage day today, so I took them all out.
Oh and all the freakin’ flyers they stick in my mail box.
5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited?
— Hotscripts.com I want to make this site fully php.
But Maybe I should learn PHP first.
Starting something new
Now I am going to start something here.
I know it don’t matter much but it would be thought provoking.
Wednesday What If,
and Friday Five.
Basically, it’s just questions that’ll make one think.
You can email me what your answers are
and maybe I’ll post it up here.
Don’t worry,
Nobody reads this crap I write.
So here we go… I know it’s a day late, but what the heck.
WEDNESDAY WHAT IF
1. What if you awoke one morning to discover that, overnight,
everyone else in the world had perished, leaving you to be the sole human on the planet?
— This question is not fair, Who will help me to reproduce and continue the Human Race?
Then I will go to the nearest Sony Store. Hahaha!!
2. What if you awoke one morning to find that, overnight, you’d transformed into a member
of the opposite gender (if you’re a guy, you woke up as a girl, and vice versa)?
–Now the common joker would probably answer this question with a sexual innuendo.
Not me!! If this happens, I would be like,
– On behalf of all womankind,
Enough with the commercials about our period and Sanitary Napkins and Tampax crap!
I think people know already that if a woman has her period,
she will go and get something for it.
You don’t see guys advertising about Jock itch!
3. What if you awoke one morning to find that you were living in the year 3003?
— I’ll be like, Dude, where’s my car?
4. What if you awoke one morning to the realization that you had somehow
lost all four of your limbs?
–I’ll be like, Oh Shit. My secret zones itch.
5. What if you awoke one morning to discover that everyone in the world
looked exactly the same… including you?
–I’ll be like, Hey Dude, what’s your name again??
Leave it to me to mess this questions up.
The Phase
I think my son is going through a phase.
It’s “Let’s see if Dad will kill himself if I don’t let him sleep” Phase.
I think I am still in the game.
Speaking of appearances
What I hate so much is when people,
Joking or not, tell you about how you look.
Even worse, they tell you how to fix it too.
You’ve gained so much weight !!!!
Easy on the muffins there eh buddy?
You’re getting fatter everytime I see your picture.
“Oh my, you’re losing your hair.
Must be in your family’s genes.”
So what??
Big freakin’ deal.
Even my closest friends tell this to me in my face.
Well, I am sick of it.
Who the hell are you to shove this on my face.
You are no Tom Cruise!!
I think it’s just rude to tell somebody how they look.
It’s so judgemental.
I know it should not bother me, but the cup is full.
I was brought up not to make fun of anybody.
Or at least, find the good in everyone instead.
I even heard this comment once when I was looking for a job,
Lose some weight, no one hires a fat person.
Wow, talk about pressure.
At least, I got someone who loves me regardless of how I look.
And I have a handsome, cutest baby boy,
that I cherish and savour every moment I am with him.
I was created by my Lord’s image and likeness.
You don’t like what you see?
Go and ask Him.
He’d love to hear from you.
Warning, warning
Warning: long overdue rant coming up.
It has been almost a week, since the war in Iraq has erupted.
And I know, you don’t want to hear any of more of this,
but I am going to write my opinion of it since,
it’s going to offend someone, one way or another anyway.
Don’t get me wrong, I am not a big fan of war.
And I do not know much of the war for me either to support or condone it.
But I do believe the time for Saddam Hussein to be ousted has come.
But do you think as a dictator, he will step down voluntarily?
This “Leader of a country” who has killed anyone who opposes him, would listen
to the pleas of the U.N. to step down and give up his power?
You think that the U.N inspectors who went to Iraq to see if Saddam really does have
weapons that violate the international law, can disarm him by themselves?
No!
That was just to inspect!!
And if ever there was proof that he was hiding something, what do you think the U.N. will do?
Oh please Mr. Hussein, sorry to bother you but, would you kindly get rid your weapons.
They are kinda not abiding to the rules.
We’ll I bet you Saddam has two words for them.
And one of them is “OFF”
And crap, the inspectors were sent there numerous times, and still found nothing?
You know why? All these inspectors are men.
Men can’t find anything you ask them to.
Inspectors my ass, send them my Mother.
She can find out any misdemeanor my brother and I were trying to plan.
She also found all of our girly magazines,
No matter how hard we try to hide them.
She can smell trouble, a mile away.
Saddam’s weapons are no match for her.
Next, the Media.
I have been glued to CNN since the war started.
And would somebody please tell these people to ease up on the information.
Do they think that Saddam, who owns weapons of mass destruction, does not have cable?
Way to go CNN!,
to proudly announce that the U.S. and Britain military forces
are about to reach Baghdad.
Way to go.
Next, these celebrities who can’t keep their mouth shut.
Listen you over paid, line memorizing, I think I am important because
I was invited to the Oscars – script regurgitator.
Let the government deal with the situation okay?
Do you think Hollywood can do a better job?
Why don’t you go take some acting lessons so I get my $5.00 worth when I rent
your movie at Blockbusters.
Also, why only the Dixie Chicks are suffering from media scrutiny, because of what
they said about George Bush?
What about the others? And what about freedom of speech?
They just said what their opinion was, and that’s just it.
I don’t see them running the country.
Leave them alone!
So what if they are trashing Bush?
Crap, Some Government minister’s here in Canada, even called him a Moron!
Speaking of Canada,
How amazing it is as you consider the U.S. a good friend.
Well, how does it feel to betray your friend in time of need?
I wonder how you would feel if it was the other way around.
In it’s defense though, I think the reason why Canada did not send any military
or army troops in Iraq, is because, we don’t have enough of these brave men and women
to fill up a fighter jet, an army tank or a Hummer.
Our main Battleship is at the Edmonton Mall, guarding the GAP.
And have you ever seen a debate session at the parliament?
Oh my God, what a bunch of Yahoos!
They totally diss and embarrass each other.
Indirectly, I might add.
They say their insults and comebacks thru the Speaker of Congress,
not to each other.
Hey, I guess they have to be polite.
And this one is for the country who has never won a war,
and the president’s name is Chirac.
I hope you are watching the news, and see how a real soldier fights.
Watch and you might learn something.
To the protestors,
We all know that Saddam kills his own people.
He has killed hundreds, if not thousands of Iraqi’s thru Terrorism,
Gas Chamber, and what have you.
Do you seriously think that keeping him in power would promote peace in Iraq?
Are you protesting because, you think Saddam can change his ways or you are just
joining the hype, and you have no clue on what’s happening.
Then again, you say,
“but war is not the answer”.
I know, and I agree.
Just like that song which I can’t remember who sang it, says,
“War!!,
What is it good for, absolutely nothing!”
And if I have any other solution for it, I will be the head of the U.N.
and not here watching CNN like it was the “Family Guy” marathon.
Oh I know who did that song, Chris Tucker, or Jackie Chan.
Now to end this little rant,
Here’s to hoping that the war would not last,
For the innocent people of Iraq to live free and be prosperous,
For the brave soldiers of our time, you are our heroes,
And for the rest to have their regulary scheduled TV Programming.
Thank you.