Author: Ty

2010 Grammy’s

Random Thoughts about the 2010 Grammys

– I think Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson are one and the same.
– I don’t care what anybody says. Elton John is Fabulous!!!
– Stephen Colbert is funny. I like him.
– The iPad? Not so much.
– I need to start listening to Kings Of Leon.
– And Black Eyed Peas.
– I actually told my friends before the show that Taylor Swift will dominate the Grammys.
– She did. Well, she won more than one.
– Pink made me dizzy. And wet.
– So did Beyonce.
– And both of Katy Perry’s
– Norah Jones was the hottest artist there that night. Hands down.
– Greenday is the most awesomestest band ever!
– I still miss Michael Jackson.
– My 3D Glasses didn’t work.
– I like the Tribute to Les Paul better.
– Is it me or Slash’s guitar was not in tune?
– Probably because of Jamie Fox’s voice Autotune.

And lastly,
I really don’t mind when Hip Hop and Rap artists perform.
With all 5 freakin’ guys, each with their own microphones
rapping and running all around the stage.
I cannot understand most of the words they say anyway.

But I think the Networks should change their policy on letting
artists perform their songs with profanities.

I understand that they cannot let those words be said on air,
with their censorship rules.

But since there are so many in a song,
all you hear are either lots of muted sounds or tons of bleeps.

It is very awkward for people watching the show in the comfort of their homes.

Because once they started bleeping those profanities,
I started thinking of all the swear words I know and substituting them to all the bleeps!

My swearing is getting a workout!
And I am getting very creative lately.

Made My Day

These days,
where everyone is going about their busy lives,
it is nice to hear how you are appreciated from time to time.

Sometime last week,
My co-worker, who said this to me before,
came to my office and told me this.

“Ty, I just want you to know how we appreciate you.”

I said, “Thank you.”
And I asked why?

“First I want to thank you for being so patient with us whenever we need help.”

“Okay.” I said.

“This weekend, my mother got a laptop for the first time, and I was showing her how to use it.”
My co-worker replied.
“You know, just showing her the email and the internet.”

“That’s great!”
“How did it go?” I asked.

“I almost killed her!”

Alright.
Maybe “Kill” wasn’t exactly the word that was used.
But anger and frustration was definitely conveyed on our conversation.

I didn’t really care if murder was on the six o’clock news that night.
But that story really made my day.

Need To Learn

I forgot.

If we’re going to start this year with LOVE,
then we should also include Forgiveness.

For Love and Forgiveness go hand in hand.

I think that’s where the difficulties lie.

I have a lot of “Love” to give.
“Forgiveness” is something I have to learn.

Twenty Ten

2009 wasn’t as good as I hoped it to be.
In fact it has kicked me right down to the curb a couple of times.
I am pretty sure I was not alone in this.

And as always,
Here I am.
Here we are.

Trying to do better.

Let us try to start this year right.
Start it with LOVE.
(And maybe some cake too.)

Happy New Year to all!!

Last Post for ’09

Well.
This is it.

This is my last post for 2009.

I didn’t get the chance to greet you guys Merry Christmas.
So, Merry Christmas!
And we’ll see what 2010 is going to give us eh?
Best of the New Year to everyone.

Oh and here are a couple of things I have learned this year.

-People still suck.

-Experience is what you get when you did not get what you want.

and

-Too many people buy things they don’t need,
with money they don’t have,
trying to impress people they don’t even like.

Happy New Year tomorrow!

2 more days.

My cousin once said that,
“Christmas is not a date. It’s a State-Of-Mind.”

I only have 2 more days, and I am nowhere near any Mind-State.

Nope.
No spirit neither.
I m beginning to have doubts of it ever coming.

We’ll see eh?
2 more days.

**UPDATE

Guess what freakin’ died on me today?

My TV !!!

I have no money, nor the time to get another one.
Just Effing beautiful!
Merry Freakin’ Christmas, Ty!

Addendum

Ok.
Santa called last night.

I apologize about yesterday’s post.
I was upset.
And confused.
And drunk.
(I’m just kidding. I wasn’t confused)

But you do understand why I was furious, right?

Anyway.
Let’s just carry on with the Christmas shopping and
enjoy the agony of commercialism.

**UPDATE
Nope. As I found out,
it wasn’t Santa who called.
It was one of his Elves.

I guess he has to have someone do the dirty work for him.

Santa is a Jerk!!

Yes you heard me right!
The guy is an ass!

I am not going to put any disclaimer here
About the validity of the red suited freak.
Because I am sure none of you believe in him anymore
and I know that no kids ever read my site.

If you still do, well then good for you.
And if you are letting your kids read this website…
What the hell is wrong with you???

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