“Nothing is all wrong.
Even a clock that has stopped running,
is right twice a day.”

[Anonymous]

Well. That’s my time in Ottawa.

I really had a great time. As always.
My sincerest thanks to my family and friends who always make Ottawa, my home.
And we ate out so much, I was literally crawling back to the car.
I actually gained 10 lbs. on my first 3 days. No joke.
I was so full, I didn’t know what was happening half the time.

Anyways,
Am at the Airport now and waiting for my flight.

Tu vas me manquer, Ottawa.
I will miss you a lot.

Made it here.
The fun officially starts now.

At DTW – Detroit Airport:

1) -1130- This place is huge. I’m freakin’ starving! Gonna find me some nourishment.

2) -1252- That’s the fifth guy I saw with an iPad. (Bastard! I hate you!) I want one.

3) -1300- You know, I’m not much into “people watching,” but man, these people are crazy!

4) -1309- Good God, Sir! I don’t think your friend on the phone is deaf. Can he not hear you or you just like attention?

5) -1322- I learned this guy’s life story and medical condition just because he talks so loud on the phone. Maybe I should do the same and blurt out about my epileptic anus.

6) -1327- Nevermind. I farted on him.
I’m leaving.

7) -1333- Been listening to Tenacious D this whole time. It really fills my heart with Heavy Metal Rage!

8 ) -1400- Alright. Gonna board soon. The Pilot is here. I think he’s drunk.

On my flight route to Canada.
I have more than 4 hours of layover.
So allow me to update this site of where I’m at.
It’ll help my sanity.

Here we go.

At MCO Orlando airport:

1. -6am- Holy Crap, Mr. TSA agent! That was some thorough frisking you did there.
Are we engaged now, or what?
I think you forgot to pat down my left testicle.

2. -630- Alright. I’m in. It is too early to do anything. Too early to be awake too.

3. -720- I guess I better go sit by my gate. Am having too much fun people watching.

4. -800- Gonna board soon.

5. -815- This guy sitting next to me is a spitting image of my brother Brian. Body built and all. I would take his picture so I can show my brother, but I don’t want to be weird between us the whole flight. He’s a big guy and he can kill me. That TSA agent already violated me today. I’m tired.

Just got settled in this Orlando Hotel.
I am Canada Bound by tomorrow.

Ahhh. I can already smell the scent of Ottawa.
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Oh and the air smells like bacon.

I like bacon.

Come on in!
The water is fine.

*UPDATE
I just noticed the picture on the FADEOUT section,
compared to this one.
That’s a good 7 years worth.