Author: Ty

Birthday greet!

Happy Birthday to my Brother, Kiel!

Is there anything more fun than celebrating your birthday,
on Friday the 13th?

Yes.

If I was actually at your party!


But then again,
I don’t go to parties anymore.

It’s against my parole conditions and limits.
Plus being “Under House Arrest” doesn’t help.

Anyway,
Hope you had a good one, Bro!

The joke’s on me

I actually went out and got Windows Vista.

It doesn’t like my Sound Card,
It doesn’t like my TV Tuner Card,
It doesn’t like my music softwares,
It doesn’t like my recording softwares,
It doesn’t like my printer,

It doesn’t like me.

What an “effin” mistake that was!
Jeebus! When am I going to learn?

Back on F5

1. If you could suddenly speak one language fluently
(that you don’t currently speak) what would it be?

– That would be French!
Or I’ll just settle for the French accent,
Man what would I give to speak like Pepe Le Pew,
trying to woo the object of my desire.
“Oh Oui, oui, ma chérie. Where have I been all your life?”
(read that with an accent, okay?)

2. If you were to suggest a foreign film, that you really enjoyed,
what one would you suggest?

– I would go for that Stephen Chow film, Shaolin Soccer.

3. If you had to call another country home
(other than the one you currently live in) what one would you choose?

– Since I am not there technically, it would still be CANADA.
Why?
Two Words!
1.) HOCK
2.) KEY

4. If you went out to buy an import music CD, what one would you buy?
– It would probably be CD’s I already have,
but released only in other countries.
Concerts are usually what they are.

5. If you were to chose an ethnic dinner, what would it be?
– I pretty much eat everything, so this is a tough one.
So I say, I would like to go with a Korean Spicy Kimchi style ribs.

Maybe someday.
Someday.

But now,
I go to bed.

What this site needs.

You know what this site needs?

Fans.

I need some avid readers or listeners.
Kind of like, returning customers.
Or groupies.

Yeah!
That’s right.
I want to generate a lot of traffic on this thing.

Maybe I should do more advertising. Like this one.

Create more interesting games or contests, like this one.

Plug this site on your local news, like this one.

You don’t have to be dedicated, like this one.

Or go to the extreme, like this one.

Just show me your love, like this one.

So come one, come all.
Call your friends.

Enjoy the show.

Okay okay!
Alright.
These images are not real.
They are all generated.

Except for this guy.
He really loves me.

-I know, I know.
I am going straight to Hell for that last one.

Happy Birthday, Bea!

Happy Birthday to my niece, Bea!

Wow, I still remember when you were just a day old,
and I carried you.

You were so small and so precious.
Then you looked up at me,
with your pretty little eyes,
And that’s when you told me
that I was the best Uncle in the world!

And something about my rugged good looks.

True story.

Happy Birthday Bea!!!

Gum me!

While I was driving to work today,
I heard this news on the radio.

And I want to share this with you,
because you know how much I care,
and want to contribute to your social awareness.

“..To demonstrate how sexually transmitted diseases are spread,
a visiting speaker invited students to share gum in health classes
at four county high schools….”

Click here for full story.


Now isn’t that the most disgusting thing you have ever heard?

I will never share a gum with anyone!
Never, ever!

Unless you’re a hot chick.

And we’re chewing “peppermint.”