Author: Ty

Tweets from 2012-08-04

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  • I forgot how useless I am whenever the Olympics are on.
    I’m kidding. I didn’t forget. #
  • Dear Life,
    are you ever gonna give me the chance to go to London in my time? Or any part of Europe?
    No?
    I didn’t think so. #bitch #
  • "Believe that you can do it, Because you can." – Bob Ross – http://t.co/tcRSlo8c #
  • The Violin Bow blew my mind! – What Makes You Beautiful (5 Piano Guys, 1 piano) – http://t.co/IW3bxQFe #
  • I don’t know what I’m scared of and what the hell I’m waiting for? #mountainlion #geek http://t.co/WaBkZ3Cp #

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Tweets from 2012-07-21

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  • #goodmorning Twitter. What in the hell happened last night? #
  • Earned 50$ yesterday just by helping an acquaintance with her computer problems for 10 minutes. That’s it! No more freebies. #broke #
  • I’ll take cash. Or maybe food.
    Only if they’re nice. Or cute. #ipreferfood #
  • I find it amazing how the crowds in a @duranduran concert sing that “Switch it on” part on Planet Earth. Simon just did that on “Arena.” #
  • “Some new romantic looking for the tv sound..” #

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Tweets from 2012-07-14

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  • Movie number 2 done for tonight. Hmm. what else can we watch. Any @netflix suggestions? #
  • Finally! Some good news. Thank Heavens. #rememberthisdaytoo #
  • “There’s not a lot in this world that can’t be solved by an apology.”
    “I’m not gonna apologize for something I didn’t do.” – Amityville #
  • Amityville Horror? On Syfy? This early in the day? Sure. Why not? #

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Tweets from 2012-07-07

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  • I really didn’t appreciate that. At all. #
  • I finished the last chip on this bag of Doritos exactly at the stroke of midnight. The universe really is in sync. #
  • And July comes now.
    Happy Canada Day to my fellow crazy Canucks. #
  • The safety word is still “Bacon,” right? #
  • Happy Birthday Canada! You still look great after all these years. http://t.co/WuSYIcCh #
  • Happy Canada Day! http://t.co/SL5ZYYh9 #
  • This morning is brought to you by Timmy’s! And for the music playlist today, will all be Canadian bands. #rock http://t.co/8PFqoDh0 #
  • “Sometimes when I play that old six-string, I think about you and wonder what went wrong.” – @bryanadams #CanadaDay #
  • “Each time I think that the worst of it’s through, I am stopped in my tracks by some vision of you.” – @BlueRodeo #CanadaDay #
  • “And what it all comes down to is that everything’s gonna be quite alright.” – Alanis @morissette #CanadaDay #
  • “When this trouble passes over, you and I will walk away.” – Amanda Marshall #CanadaDay #
  • “Maybe you have some advice to give on how to be insensitive.” – @jannarden #CanadaDay #
  • “Don’t let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories.” – @SarahMcLachlan #CanadaDay #
  • “Though his mind is not for rent, Don’t put him down as arrogant.” – Rush @rushtheband #CanadaDay #
  • "Who will help you write the pages in the story of your life?" – @rikemmett #CanadaDay #
  • Music lovers! – Play me on #songpop username: denofmusic
    http://t.co/THqUM6x6 #
  • You know, Kanye is my favourite Kardashian. #
  • And of course. The only time I play #songpop and somebody talks to me like it’s a frackin’ emergency. #
  • And I have this pimple inside my nose which proves that bad things happen to good people.

    It's gonna be a "great" week. #

  • – Can anybody suggest a new brand of #Tea I can try? This one I have just doesn’t cut it anymore. Thanks. #
  • I am not sure if this pimple on my forehead really is one, or I am growing horns. I hope it’s the latter. #morefun #
  • Remember today, Ty.
    Today was a great day. #tweetstomyself #
  • And to all a #goodnight #
  • “It’s time to wake up to the world in front of me.” – @kinagrannis #goodmorning #
  • This Tuesday Morning Music Playlist is brought to you by the guitar madness of @stevevai #Rock #
  • Dear Airlines. Why won’t you charge us by travel distance and not take our life savings because we want to go somewhere at last minute. #
  • “I am done sacrificing pride and dignity just to prove people wrong.” – Me #notetoself #quotes #
  • This #Dexter teaser is as sadistic as his murder scenes. #cantwait http://t.co/N79ZhCd0 #
  • I’m pretty sure my ex broke up with me because she is a secret superhero and she doesn’t want her enemies to find out and hurt me. #sweet #
  • This beauty is on sale until tomorrow. What do you guys think? http://t.co/0hkv9aze #
  • This cat doesn't care that Ron Burgundy is in a glass cage of emotion. #anchorman http://t.co/Xq3LJlRO #
  • “Better to die fighting for freedom than be a prisoner all the days of your life.”
    ? Bob Marley #HappyIndependenceDay #USA #
  • Pick one! And let's go! #fun http://t.co/Da8gR6xz #
  • Oh God. I can hear the tension about to break. #imscared http://t.co/msbCY6QL #
  • New rule for today. We're only gonna listen to Katy Perry's Firework song once. Deal? Ok? Okay. #
  • “The spirit of compromise. Everyone’s a little happy and miserable.” – Nancy Botwin #weeds #quotes #
  • "Ooh! Aah! Aww! Nice!" – Me practicing my fireworks viewing reactions.

    – Kidding. I'm just at home. Alone. Wallowing. #

  • Someone likes the Canadian Pilsen. http://t.co/JD914VKt #
  • Video Recording http://t.co/JNZsgzR5 #
  • Song Writing http://t.co/vpUgqJDZ #
  • Sound Advice from @kinagrannis http://t.co/pSYTGXMw
    Cc: @jojoqellis #
  • That was the first time I went blank when asked about a relationship issue. #broken #
  • Pick up the phone and call now! Time is limited.
    No, no. Not me. #
  • Any of my #Filipino friends who can hook me up with this, I will love you like zombies love brains. #pinoymemories http://t.co/nP05cGiy #
  • Happy Birthday, Big Bro! http://t.co/KSowXVeF #
  • I just found something out. If there’s something I should know. Now is the time. #shitsgoingdown #
  • “No more lies would make me believe.” – Fra Lippo Lippi #magic899 #FridayMagicMadness #
  • Check out the voice of @KatPenfold.
    A fellow Canuck with a brilliant voice. #FF #
  • Listen to the sounds of @rivalsons @Jonathan_Tyler and the @TheImagineers
    because you like great music and you are not a communist. #FF #
  • My last #songpop turn was pathetic. There’s a lot of music that I don’t know. #
  • Oh that last one was even worse. #songpop #
  • Oh I’m so doing this.
    RT @TheRealSambora: Submit your photo to my @Instagram Photo Project and help me make a video! http://t.co/TpbAwRKc #
  • This is me when I play guitar. http://t.co/A3XVmbEE #

Tweets from 2012-06-30

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  • "I'm too full to swallow my pride." #
  • Ok. I’m done working out, and by working out, I mean surfing the Internet.
    Time for some Netflix. #movietime #
  • Ha! Thor it is. #movietime #
  • I’m pretty sure they discovered Thor from a shampoo commercial. #
  • “Finding out that you don’t have the right answers makes you ask the right questions.” – Selvig #Thor #

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Tweets from 2012-06-02

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  • Hi. My name is Ty, and I have a @youtube page.
    http://t.co/nKYZRYDD #
  • There are a hundred things wrong with this movie coming out. I have to see it. http://t.co/rKpYKMPx #
  • Top of the morning to ya!
    -you have to read that with an Irish accent or else it’s not gonna work. #
  • I can’t tell if this kid is saying Buzz Lightyear” or “Budweiser.” #ineedadrink #
  • "I clothed myself in your glory and your love. How I loved you. How I cried." – Queen http://t.co/tAmyaPFu #
  • "You've broken my heart and now you leave me." – Queen http://t.co/xmoXqnB7 #
  • Thank you to the ones who have given their all. So you and I can hear the sound of freedom. Happy Memorial Day. http://t.co/3yVvbfuU #
  • News: Researchers have discovered how to make ketchup not stick to the bottle for an easy pour.

    In Other News: Still no cure for Cancer. #

  • This “memo” you speak of, I never get one. I don’t want one. #
  • Shout out to the Right Place. The Right Time is always late.
    Cc: @MrGeorgeWallace #
  • “Watching the news makes you realize how the times are changing.” – Me.

    “I fucking told you.” – Bob Dylan #

  • “No sense worrying.
    All will be alright. – Me

    “WTF! Didn’t I tell you that?” – Bob Marley #

  • Without my Comcast Internet wifi, this dang phone on AT&T is freaking useless. I had to use the 2G network just like how my ancestors did. #
  • Thanks to a Ms. Jane from Comcast support for the quick help on my cable and Internet. I’m very impressed. #handmetheremote #
  • Rondo was scaring James. So they hit him in the face. #ouch #
  • I’m pretty sure Wade stayed in the air for like 5 minutes with that hang time shot. #nba #
  • And a good night to all. #
  • Today’s anger is brought to you by 6 slow vehicles driving on the fast lane.
    Oblivious to everyone. #goodmorning #
  • The song “Spanish Sands” by @TheImagineers makes me want to Get on a horse and ride into the sunset of Barcelona. #andnevercomeback #
  • “There’s a little black spot on the sun today.” #
  • In the #music of my life, I’m just waiting for the guitar solo. Then, Boom!! #
  • Apparently, my mp3 player/camera is also capable of phone calls. What will they come up next? #
  • Holy shit. Milli Vanilli just came on.
    Or is it them? #magic899 #
  • Happy Birthday, Norma Jean.
    Cc: @MarilynMonroe #
  • Shout out to those who still wiggle it. Even just a little bit. #
  • Shout out to all the jams that have been pumped up. #
  • Shout out to those who go crazy when they hear a cymbal and a hi-hat with a souped up tempo. #
  • “Don’t talk just kiss. Let your tongue fool around.” #
  • Come to think of it, Venus truly was my fire and my desire. #
  • The only problem with this national donut day is that I don't have one in my mouth #