Author: Ty

Tweets from 2012-10-06

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  • Does anybody else catch something in their peripheral vision, thinking something was there? No? Just me?
    I watch too much suspense shit. #
  • Let’s call it a day, eh?
    Nite. #
  • I got a lot of drunk texts and drunk tweets last night. My family and friends likes the parteeeh!! Me? I slept like a rock star. #nolife #
  • Exactly! RT @iamSooTeeL: If we aren't supposed to eat midnight snacks, why does the fridge have a light? #
  • Savatage music to wake me up this morning. http://t.co/tOZQWEgj #

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Tweets from 2012-09-29

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  • Couldn’t agree more, brother.

    RT @Cholo4LF: There is happiness in each one of us….once you found it….never let go. #

  • To Tumblr or not to Tumblr?
    Will sleep on that one.
    Goodnight all. #
  • Listen here, God.
    I’m coming to your house, and you and I are going to have a serious talk. #
  • Okay. I’m here.
    Ah. I see you have wine.
    Well open it up and let’s do this. #
  • That was the nastiest instant miso soup lunch I have tasted in my life. Must wash that off my mouth with alcohol.
    I’ll probably die. #
  • We just had a death in the family, but I have to worry about someone else’s feelings? #sobrana #putangina #
  • Fact: “You are not responsible for someone else’s drama.”
    -And by “you” I meant me. #
  • How come I never knew about the emoji keyboard on this phone til now?
    Shows how much I care about emoticons. : ) #
  • If Starbucks comes to Passbook on IOS6, do I have to hand them my phone at the drive thru? My card gets dropped on the ground sometimes. #
  • I find it funny that I can carry out conversations, just by song lyrics.
    Cc: @duranobsessed #
  • What is this Gangnam style I keep hearing about?
    You know what? If its another “swag,” Nevermind. I don’t want to know. #
  • Someone just told me to have a nice day. Now I’m really pressured to have one. #
  • ..and the sign said you have to have a membership card to get inside. #
  • It’s lunch break Ma’am. The only hour where my bacon sandwich takes precedence over your printer problems. #memoirsofanITguy #
  • Oops. I forgot. I wasn’t supposed to post angry stuff on Facebook. People will inquire and fix your problems for you. #
  • Sometimes I can actually hear my hunger screaming at me. #
  • “Can I be wise and in love? No, not at the same time.” – @TheImagineers #SpanishSands #SongOfTheDay #
  • I’m pretty sure my life’s favourite movie is Groundhog Day. #herewegoagain #
  • Listen. This better be a hoax. it is not funny. – http://t.co/5QqvN94a #
  • I said goodbye to Donna Noble yesterday. Finished “Journey’s End.” That was quite a ride. Good to see everyone though. #DrWho #Allonsy #
  • I’m pretty sure nobody on the road wanted to reach their destination today. Especially this cop in front of me. #
  • That’s it. I have been transformed from a “Raging Workaholic” and became a “Working Rage-aholic.” #tookawrongturnsomewhere #
  • I can never trust those people who write Haikus. I always have to count while I read to make sure there are no mistakes. #
  • It takes a different kind of anger to have your day ruined even before 8am. Yup. Let’s see what else is in store for today. #goodmorning #
  • That train that just passed sounded like the Tardis. Oh and I just met the 11th. As well as Amy Pond. I like her too. #DrWho #iwatchtoomuch #
  • My guitar cover of Somebody by @depechemode #flashbackfriday http://t.co/s92gOWmj #
  • Hey @jojoqellis !!
    I miss singing with you. #
  • Why is it every time Apollo 13 is on, I have to watch it? Always. #

Tweets from 2012-09-22

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  • I just said goodbye to Rose Tyler.
    So yeah, I’m a little emotional. #defenderofearth #DrWho #
  • Those people who utter the words “Smooth as a baby’s bottom.” – I don’t trust them at all. Not one bit. #
  • I feel like I’m cheating on Rose Tyler, but I just met Martha Jones. And I like her. She’s no Rose, but I like her. Pretty cute too. #DrWho #
  • Oh, and I met this.
    And by “met” I mean “want.” #DrWho http://t.co/y9jB4U3o #

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Tweets from 2012-09-15

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  • Middle of the picture, wearing a suit.
    Oh Sir Paul. You’re so funny. 🙂
    RT @PaulMcCartney: Guess where I am? http://t.co/b7O7myBu #
  • “Someday you’ll be shedding your tears and then you’ll cry over me.” #
  • There might be something in the horizon for me. Let’s keep it on the down low for now just in case. #dontjinxit #
  • Guess who’s getting the sickies? #raiseshand #callingitaday #thatsallfolks #
  • My new sounds: Blues in E Major http://t.co/AhYdK7bj on #SoundCloud #
  • My new sounds: ESL Posse http://t.co/rwH4po20 on #SoundCloud #
  • Can't seem to finish a full mug of coffee lately. What the hell is wrong with me? #
  • What the? What kind of Twitter trends are those? Are all 13 year olds awake this early in the morning? #
  • ESL Posse – by Yours truly. @darwinmaming @Cholo4LF – http://t.co/3n55IxY8 #
  • Listen. I have less than 200 followers.
    My Tweets are allowed to suck! #twitterrules101 #
  • For some reason, my neighbors started being nice to me. Now I know why.

    -The kid told his friends I fix computers. #

  • Six episodes of #DrWho in the last 5 hours. Is that bad? Of course not. #mymarathon #
  • I met the Dalek’s Emperor, Cat Nurses, Queen Victoria, a Werewolf, K9 and a new Doctor. #geekalert #
  • “Some things are worth getting your heart broken for.” – Sarah Jane Smith #DrWho #quoteoftheday #
  • That’s it for today! À la prochaine. #
  • “Human Race. Give anyone a chance to take control, and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life.”
    – #DrWho #quotes #
  • "When someone you love becomes a memory,
    the memory becomes a treasure." #neverforget #sept11 http://t.co/tLBVLZws #
  • Sometimes I wonder what “Speed” AT&T is talking about. #firstworldproblems #unusable http://t.co/Iy15j8UJ #
  • Apple is going to make my phone obsolete by tomorrow. #shutupandtakemymoney #
  • Me: Goodness! My belly is like a watermelon.

    Kid: No, Dad! More like a blimp.

    -in other news: 9 year old boy looking for home. #

  • Alright, Hump Day.
    Show me what you got. #goodmorning #
  • Here’s a picture of me and some friends already waiting to get the new iPhone. http://t.co/lLI23xLZ #
  • I’m just kidding! #MostCommonLies #
  • I don’t want it. #MostCommonLies #
  • I won’t laugh. I promise. #MostCommonLies #
  • I want the phone, but I’m not gonna get up that early to order it. I’m crazy about it, but not batshit crazy! #
  • I unfollowed a whole bunch of accounts and it actually felt good. Those who unfollowed me may be on to something. #smarterthanithought #
  • It's maddening sometimes!! http://t.co/JgTDNiSc #
  • 800$ for the phone that I want?
    I’d rather sell my soul to the carrier on contract. Wait. What? #
  • Cheers to you. http://t.co/ArvHl0Yl #
  • Time to say #goodnight people. I’m letting you all know because we care about our sleep schedule like we all care about pictures of dinner. #
  • I take back why I said.
    I am batshit crazy. #
  • My brother video called me just to show me he scored some
    Sugar cane. Now I’m craving some. #foodtweets #
  • Yes.
    Apple is my Oprah. #iphone5 #
  • #flashbackfriday – Never Say Never cover. http://t.co/saoXcygq #
  • I can’t explain how much.
    RT @MarilynMonroe: How beautiful is Marilyn in this photo? http://t.co/40NksIws #

Tweets from 2012-09-08

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Tweets from 2012-08-11

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  • Gold! Always believe in your soul! Thanks @RosieMacLennan #teamCanada #2012Olympics #
  • Gabby Douglas went thru years of training, extreme pressure competing and won the Gold. Yet people criticized her hair? #thisisyourfuture #
  • Contrary to popular belief that I can’t cook, The kid said he wants me to give him the recipe to the hotdogs we just ate. #suckonthatEmeril #
  • “If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
    It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock.” #tonguetwister #goodadvice #sayit5times #
  • I may have found the most epic picture on the internet. #geek #starwars http://t.co/GxSSOsAu #

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